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[Norbit singing "Tuesday" in the shower] Say Tuesday again, and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!
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[repeated line] How YOU doin'!
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Bitch! That's MY wine cooler!
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Damn it, Norbit! How many times I gotta tell you, don't be messin' with my car seat?!
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HALT!!!!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed once again] 187, officer down!
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Happy president's day! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit and we see the bed is propped up with cinderblocks. Rasputia and Norbit both bounce up off the bed and come down again] God bless America!
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I didn't touch your seat.
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I just don't trust you anymore.
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I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.
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I'ma show you how a bitch go down a slide!
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It just like old times. Maybe you two should go take poop together.
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It's your birthday?! Oh you think it's your birthday, huh?
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KATE, BITCH!!
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No, that's just my... my wife.
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No, the one, suckin' the jelly outta them doughnuts.