Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh...I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey: Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey: Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin.
Mr. Briggs : Hey, uhh...I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey : Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs : No, honey, I'll probably just be wa-a-a-ay too drunk.
Janey : Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs : Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.
Janey : Okay, bye, daddy.
Mr. Briggs : Bye, Pumpkin.
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