Well, it didn't look like a one-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
Gopher, Everett?
And no transmission belt for two weeks, either.
They dam that river on the 21st. Today's the 17th.
Don't I know it.
We got but four days to get to that treasure. After that, it'll be at the bottom of a lake. We ain't gonna make it walkin'.
That's right.
Gopher, Everett?
But the old tactician's got a plan. For the transportation that is. I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.
How's this a plan? How we gonna get a car?
[producing a pocket watch]
Sell that. I figure it can only have painful association for Wash.
It was in his bureau. I reckon it'll fetch us enough cash for a good used auto-voiture, and a little left over besides.
Whoo! You got some light fingers, Everett. Gopher?
You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Who was fixin' to betray us.
You didn't know that at the time!
So I borrowed it until I did know.
That don't make no sense!
Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. [hears a congregation singing nearby] Now, what the hell's that singing?
Appears to be some kind of a... congregation. Care for some gopher?
No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' her back down.
Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one. We ran across a whole gopher village.
