Office Space quotes
80 total quotesMilton Waddams
Multiple Characters
Peter Gibbons
Samir Nagheenanajar
Tom Smykowski
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No. Thats ok man! I don't want you ****in up my life too...
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Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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Outtakes during credits: Yeah if things go well I might have to take her for a ride on the Bone Coaster.
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PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?!
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Peter, you a very BAD person.
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She gets around, like a record.
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
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That is the worst idea I've ever heard. [In response to hearing about the Jump to Conclusions Mat]
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The ratio of people to cake is too big.
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This is a... ****!
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Uhhh, yeah...
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We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.
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We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to ****ing federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
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Well, Ok. But... that's the last straw.
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Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?