Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote Booker: We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us.

View Quote Dean Pritchard: I'm sorry is that funny? Are you a standup comic, is that what you do now? This is me leaving. This is me leaving.

View Quote Gordon Pritchard: Half these guys don't even go here and that one guy is like ninety.

View Quote Mark: [after being caught with another woman] What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there.

View Quote Mark: [to little girl] This is yesterday's paper. When are you going to use your goddamn brains for once in your life? Hello. What are you ****ed?

View Quote Waiter: And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.

View Quote Waiter: Love, it's a mother****er, huh?

View Quote Waiter: You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he is the king. You are having coffee and pie with a living legend.

View Quote Wedding Singer: [singing] ****in' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I ****in' need you more than ever.

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So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

View Quote Beanie: Can you do me a favor and tell Mitch it's perfectly okay to have sex with a 17-year-old?
Lara Campbell: Oh, yeah. It's fine, if you're 18 or you live in Louisiana.

View Quote Beanie: Don't say sorry to me, Frank. Say it to the baby.
Frank: Sorry, baby.

View Quote Beanie: Girls love a guy who's in your situation.
Mitch: What situation?
Beanie: Mitch. You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into the wilderness.

View Quote Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.
Beanie: Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
Spanish: You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
Beanie: Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.

View Quote Beanie: Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty.
Weensie: Sir, I can't swim, sir.
Frank: Speak when spoken to.