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[talking to his own image on a TV screen] Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?
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[To a bust of Julius Caesar set up near a chessboard] Your move, Imperator.
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[to the "Family"] SHUT UP! Why the hell can't you leave me alone?
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[Unsure whether or not he saw a healthy human woman or if it just his imagination] Is this how it starts? A trip to the laughing academy? No, you silly bastard, it starts with you asking yourself silly questions. Okay, let's get cleaned up.
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And Speedy Bob Neville- his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that.
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Here is the instrument of cleansing, my brethren. And nothing quite cleanses like fire.
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Hi. Another day, another dollar.
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Isn't he? Isn't he a sullen b- [stops when he hears the "Family" outside]
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Take him to the little room... for questioning.
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We were warned about The End. Well, here it is.
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You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don't bother me? Well, I guess I'm the only boy....