Omkara quotes

17 total quotes

Ishwar 'Langda' Tyagi
Multiple Characters
Omkara 'Omi' Shukla

View Quote Bhaisaab: Jab ghoree ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhenduki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya

View Quote Kesu: Ye sasoore shaadi ke card kaun baatega?
Langda: Arey ye baatega. kyon Rajju?
Kesu: ye?
Langda: Vaise bhi Dolly ki shaadi ka caarad (card) baantne kaa badaa anubhav bhi hai ise

View Quote Rajju: Charan kahan hai aapke, Langda bhaiya
Langda: Jutiyaan banvaane bhejen hain, #Â£@% (some incoherent swearing)
Rajju: Arey naye baahubali to bade jaalim hai bhaiya

View Quote A smile (or smiles) is getting more and more expensive in the world Vakeel saab: Jo ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi

View Quote A thin line (or thread) separates the fool from the dumbass. On one end of the line lies the fool and on the other, the dumbass. Upon snapping the line it's a million dollar question as to who's the fool and who's the dumbass, brother. Zara dhenkhe to sahie dulhe raja ko. Ainkhen!

View Quote Bets should be placed on horses, you cruel idiot! Not on tigers. Khaal udher ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa

View Quote Dont try and lift a large load of wood, Kaptan (Captain)

View Quote If I am a liar, then I am a son of a dog . If I am honest then I am your mother's illegitimate lover

View Quote Let's see the face of the pretty bridegroom now. Well, I'll be damned. Tu to bewakoof hain na? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai.

View Quote Rip the hide off your body and dry the skeleton in sunlight Baadi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan

View Quote Surely you are the fool, right? 'Coz a man becomes an idiot only after his wedding. Mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Mein saccha to teri maa ka khasam

View Quote The girl who can steal from (betray) her own father, how can she be trusted by anyone else

View Quote While the mare is getting shoed (horseshoed), even the frog (rather the female version of ''frog'') lifts her foot Indu: Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein

View Quote Bewakoof aur chutiya mein dhaage barabar ka farak hota hai. Dhage ke henge bewakoof aur hunge, chutiya. Dhaga khench lo to kaun hai bewakoof kaun hai chutiya, carore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya.

View Quote Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeelsaab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi pechaan sake, kathor.