Doug quotes
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Man, I can't wait to get back to see Alistair! Back to my own cart, home cookin', 3 meals a day! Mmm!
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[Being chased by Bob and Bobbie, who think that he's Bigfoot] Aaaaaahhhh!
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Come on! What are ya waitin' for?!
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[Posing as Boog; to the wilds] Yeah, it was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
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Enough! Enough! ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!!
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[Running away from the Maslova Family Circus; to Boog] See ya tomorrow night!
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Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!
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What do you want, bear?
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I'm tellin' you Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva [Ursa] a piece of my mind!
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[To Elliot, who demands what he's done with Boog] He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight, when they take him back to Russia!
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[When he's exposed by the wilds] Who's gonna stop me?
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The only bear?
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In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other.
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[Arriving at the Timberline National Forest] This must be the place: Bearvana!
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For the last time, it's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know! Anyway, when I was in the wild animal park, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!
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Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!
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The what cracker?!
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[About Elliot, who yelled at him for showing up] That is one seriously messed-up deer!
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I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!