Elliot: Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.
Maria: Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.
[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]
Elliot: Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.
Mr. Weenie: Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!
[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]
Elliot: Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.
Buddy: [gasps] Balloons.
Maria: Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.
[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]
Elliot: Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.
Mr. Weenie: Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!
[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]
Elliot: Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.
Buddy: [gasps] Balloons.
Elliot : Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.
Maria : Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.
[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]
Elliot : Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.
Mr. Weenie : Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!
[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]
Elliot : Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.
Buddy : [gasps] Balloons.
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