[Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly]
Boog: [sighs] It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.
Elliot: [off-screen] Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!
[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]
Elliot: Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!
Boog: Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.
Elliot: [sadly] Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.
Boog: Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.
Elliot: We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.
Boog: Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]
Elliot: Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.
Boog: I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.
Elliot: And then after that, can we go camping?
Boog: No, Elliot.
[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]
Elliot: Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.
Boog: That doesn't even make sense.
Elliot: Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?
[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]
Giselle: Okay. Let's cool down for a second.
Boog: (Elliot,) I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.
Elliot: [starts crying] It's not stupid.
Boog: Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.
[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]
Elliot: Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]
Boog: [sighs] It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.
Elliot: [off-screen] Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!
[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]
Elliot: Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!
Boog: Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.
Elliot: [sadly] Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.
Boog: Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.
Elliot: We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.
Boog: Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]
Elliot: Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.
Boog: I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.
Elliot: And then after that, can we go camping?
Boog: No, Elliot.
[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]
Elliot: Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.
Boog: That doesn't even make sense.
Elliot: Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?
[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]
Giselle: Okay. Let's cool down for a second.
Boog: (Elliot,) I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.
Elliot: [starts crying] It's not stupid.
Boog: Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.
[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]
Elliot: Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]
[Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly]
Boog : [sighs] It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.
Elliot : [off-screen] Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!
[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]
Elliot : Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!
Boog : Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.
Elliot : [sadly] Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.
Boog : Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.
Elliot : We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.
Boog : Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]
Elliot : Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.
Boog : I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.
Elliot : And then after that, can we go camping?
Boog : No, Elliot.
[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]
Elliot : Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.
Boog : That doesn't even make sense.
Elliot : Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?
[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]
Giselle : Okay. Let's cool down for a second.
Boog : (Elliot,) I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.
Elliot : [starts crying] It's not stupid.
Boog : Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.
[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]
Elliot : Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]
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