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[Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
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[About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!
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[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
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[bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
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Coming this fall.
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Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
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Then you say it.