Elliot : Ian's right, I'm a loser. Boog : No, you're not a loser. Elliot : Yes, I am! Boog : No, you're not! Elliot : Yes! Boog : No! Elliot : Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that? Boog : Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods! Elliot : That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck! Boog : I ride a unicycle for crackers. Elliot : I have a glass eye. Boog : I can't snap. Elliot : I thought log was a color. Boog : I can't see my feet! Elliot : I killed a man (with this thumb)! [ both laugh ]

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