Matt: I'm bisexual.
Lucia: Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.
Lucia: Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.
Matt : I'm bisexual.
Lucia : Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.
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