Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!

I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?

Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!

My father does not share your sense of humor!

I didn't know he was a Project X reader!

Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!