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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Paul Blart: Mall Cop quotes

18 total quotes

Drill Instructor
Pahud
Paul
Veck




View Quote [headbutts criminal, groans] Nobody wins with a headbutt.
View Quote [sees Leon hanging by a rope, being pulled up into the air ducts] I wish I had a bat. I would burst you open, see how much much candy fell out.
View Quote [talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...