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Kent: Blart! [sees Veck handcuffed] Oh, very impressive; Taking down an assailant without a gun. [pulls out gun] I hope you don't mind if I use one.
Paul Blart: What? [Veck chuckles] Oh, no.
Kent: Oh, yeah.
Paul: I guess it's off to the Cayman Islands, then, huh?
Kent: Soon as I get my money.
Paul: Yeah, well, you'll be needing this. [shows cell phone]
Maya: Just give it to him, Dad.
Paul: [to Maya] Oh, I will. [to Veck] SUCK ON THAT!!! [smashes cell phone]
Kent: Okay. [talking to police radio] Situation update.
Police Radio: We have seven assailants in custody, sir.
Kent: [to police radio] Great. Nobody talks to 'em, but me.
Police Radio: Yes, sir.
Kent: [to Paul Blart] You see, jackass, I don't need the phone. 'Cause I got all the access codes written on their arms. Now, if I kill you three, there'll be no witnesses. And since everybody thinks this was a bank rob-- [gun gets shot of his hand] OW! [He and Howard look in shock at Chief Brooks who shot him with Howard's gun. Howard retrieves his gun and cuffs Kent]
Howard: I got a newsflash for ya. Your flight's been cancelled.
Brooks: [looking at his notebook of comebacks] That's better than anything I got.


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