[after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] It's the Loch Ness Monster. I don't drink.
[ after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk ] It's the Loch Ness Monster. I don't drink.
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