James "Droz" Andrews quotes
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These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.
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What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.
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We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.
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Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.
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You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.
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Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.
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Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed To Kill".
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Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?
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Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womynists.
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Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
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I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.
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You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
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Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.