Peter Pan (2003) quotes

View Quote Mr. Darling: I have been HUMILIATED! No! I must become a man that children fear and adults respect, or we shall all... end up... in the street!
Mrs. Darling: George, not so loud.
Aunt Millicent: George, the neighbors will hear.
Mr. Darling: Let them hear! Let the whole world know! [about Nana] This is not a nurse! This... is a :dog! [to Wendy] Tomorrow, you will begin your instruction with Aunt Millicent. It's time for you to grow up!
Peter: Was it you, Tink?
Tinker Bell: [with a halo over her head] Hallelujah! Hallelujah! [transforms into an evil fairy]
Peter: Then I am your friend no more. [tosses her aside]
Wendy: Oh, how sweet. [Peter looks disgusted] What? Are mermaids not sweet?
Peter: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.
Mr. Darling: Look, why, it's snowing! Goodness, we'll catch our death!
Aunt Millicent: Better death than gossip!
Pirate: Beg for yer lives!
John: Sir! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not [beg!]
Michael: [gets on his knees] Please! Please don't kill me!
John: [gets on his knees] Please don't kill me, either!
Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
Hook: Skip the prologue
Wendy: So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
Noodler: Was one of them pirates called [Noodler]?
Wendy: Yes.
Noodler: Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
Hook: [shoots Noodler]What fun he must have had.
Wendy: Yes but he was rather lonely.
Hook: Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
Pirate: I need a Wendy. [Hooks shoots him]
Smee: Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
Hook: Why a Wendy?
Wendy: He liked my stories.
Hook: What stories?
Wendy: Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.
Hook: Love stories?
Wendy: Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!
Hook: They all end in a kiss.
Wendy: gasps
Hook: A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you. [cuts her free from the mast]She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?
Wendy: You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.
Hook: Alas, I have no happy thoughts.
Wendy: That brings you down!
Hook: [Hook threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook] How else?
Michael: Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!
The Lost Boys: Michael!
Hook: What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?
Wendy: He has no unhappy thoughts.
Aunt Millicent: Is your name Slightly?
Slightly: Yes.
Aunt Millicent: Then I am your mother.
Slightly: How do you know?
Aunt Millicent: I feel it in my bones.
Hook: If I were you, I would give up.
Pan: If you were me, I would be ugly!

View Quote All children grow up... except one.

View Quote Come on, fly to the rescue. And I'll shoot you, right through your noble intentions.

View Quote Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.

View Quote Never is an awfully long time.

View Quote Old, alone... done for. [gets eaten by the giant crocodile]

View Quote Pan...you're pink!

View Quote Split my infinitives.

View Quote To die will be an awfully big adventure.

View Quote To live would be an awfully big adventure.

View Quote You are a codfish.

View Quote You don't mean to tell me... there's a fairy in this room?