Macaulay 'Mike' Connor quotes

View Quote I'm not gonna do it, Liz. I'm gonna tell Sidney Kidd very plainly and simply I'm a writer. I'm not a society snoop. I'm gonna tell him just that...Let Kidd fire me! Start writin' short stories again - that's what I should be doin' anyway. I'm gonna tell him just that.

View Quote [to Dexter] Why are you doing all this unless you...Oh! oh, you want to get even with your ex-bride, huh?

View Quote [to the butler] The Queen will have bread and honey at the usual time.

View Quote Tell four footmen to call me in time for lunch will you?

View Quote [drunk, to cab driver] Well, this is where Cinderella gets off! Now you hurry back to the ball before you turn into a pumpkin and six white mice — goodbye!

View Quote Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's heavy mist before my eyes.

View Quote I'm testing the air. I like it but it doesn't like me.

View Quote I would sell my grandmother for a drink — and you know how I love my grandmother.