Connie Marble quotes

View Quote I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.

View Quote We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!

View Quote Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid ****ing name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing.

View Quote Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!

View Quote How can a couch be out of order?!