Princess Dala: [after Sir Charles Lytton kisses her] If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
Sir Charles Lytton: No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
Sir Charles Lytton: No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
Princess Dala : [after Sir Charles Lytton kisses her] If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
Sir Charles Lytton : No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
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