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[first lines] I can move. I can talk. I can walk!
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[tearfully] I should've listened to you, Jiminy.
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[unable to bear the sound of the clocks ticking and Gepetto's incessant snoring] QUIET!! [The sounds immediately stop] After all, enough's enough.
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[when Pinocchio is locked in a cage] Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse. Be cheerful... [breaks down and cries] LIKE ME!! [Pinocchio begins to sob harder, and a tear falls on his hat] Awwww, take it easy, son. Come on, blow. [Pinocchio blows his nose on the handkerchief] Atta boy. [Jiminy also blows his nose with the handkerchief] Oh, well, it stopped raining anyway.
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[while at Pleasure Island] Pinocchio! [coughs] Pinocchio! There's something phony about all of this. I've got to get him outta here.
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A fine conscience I turned out to be!
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Go ahead. Make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.
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I'd rather be smart than be an actor.
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Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smokin'? [pulls the flattened cigar out of Pinocchio's mouth] Playin' pool? [angrily kicks the #8 ball and stubs his toe] OWW! You're coming right home with me this minute!
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Pinocchio? Oh, Pinocchio! [seeing Pinocchio dead] Pinocchi-- [gasps]
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Well, guess he won't be needing me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?