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[On the coach to Pleasure Island, the boys are chatting and laughing. Pinocchio and Lampwick are riding up front with the Coachman]
Coachman: [cracks his whip] Giddyap!
[Meanwhile, Jiminy hides under the coach, getting sick and coughing from the dust the donkeys pulling the coach are kicking up]
Jiminy: Well... [coughs] Here we go again.
Lampwick: Me name's Lampwick. What's yours?
Pinocchio: [tips his hat] Pinocchio!
Lampwick: Ever been to Pleasure Island?
Pinocchio: Uh-uh. [shows Lampwick his "ticket" from Honest John] But Mr. Honest John gave me...
Lampwick: Me, neither, but they say that it's a swell joint! No school, no cops. You can tear the joint apart, and nobody says a word! [the Coachman smiles evilly and cracks his whip again]
Pinocchio: Honest John gave me...
Lampwick: Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it's all free!
Pinocchio: Honest John...
Lampwick: Boy, that's the place. I can hardly wait! [shoots his slingshot at the donkeys]
[They arrive at the docks and board a showboat. They arrive at Pleasure Island, which has various elements any amusement park has, including carnival rides. Balloons of clowns and policemen float above. The Coachman gestures the boys in]
Barker: Right here, boys! Right here! Get your cakes, pies, dill pickles, and ice cream! Eat all you can! Be a glutton! Stuff yourselves! It's all free, boys! It's all free! Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
[inside a tent, the boys are pouncing on each other and punching each other]
Roughhouse Animatronic: The Roughhouse! The Roughhouse! It's the roughest, toughest joint you've ever seen! Come in and pick a fight, boys!
Lampwick: [eats his roast chicken while Pinocchio takes a lick of his ice cream cone] Oh, boy! A scrap! [tosses away his chicken] C'mon! Let's go in and poke somebody in the nose!
Pinocchio: Why?
Lampwick: Ah, just for the fun of it.
Pinocchio: OK, Lampy! [tosses away his ice cream cone and pie and strolls into the Roughhouse with Lampwick. In another part of the park, animatronic Indians are throwing handfuls of cigars to the boys]
Barker: Tobacco Row! Tobacco Row! Get your cigars, cigarettes, and chewing tobacco! Come in and smoke your heads off! There’s nobody here to stop you!
[Meanwhile, Jiminy is trying to avoid the boys running around, trying to step on him]
Jiminy: Pinocchio! [coughs] Pinocchio! There's something phony about all of this. I gotta get him outta here.
[In a large luxurious house, the boys are knocking houseplants and statues over, breaking windows and furniture, and setting the entire house on fire]
Barker: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! See the Model Home! It's open for destruction! And it's all yours, boys! She's all yours!
Lampwick: [he strikes a match on the Mona Lisa painting to light his cigar] What'd I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint?
Pinocchio: Yeah! [holds an axe] Bein' bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?
Lampwick: Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load of that stained-glass window. [Picks up a brick and throws it at the stained glass window, shattering it. Meanwhile, back at the entrance, the Coachman turns to his henchmen]
Coachman: Alright now! [cracks his whip] Hop to it, you blokes! Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock 'em tight! [The guards close the wooden doors] Now, get below and get them crates ready! [chuckles] Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself. [cackles evilly]

[On the coach to Pleasure Island, the boys are chatting and laughing. Pinocchio and Lampwick are riding up front with the Coachman] Coachman : [cracks his whip] Giddyap! [Meanwhile, Jiminy hides under the coach, getting sick and coughing from the dust the donkeys pulling the coach are kicking up] Jiminy : Well... [coughs] Here we go again. Lampwick : Me name's Lampwick. What's yours? Pinocchio : [tips his hat] Pinocchio! Lampwick : Ever been to Pleasure Island? Pinocchio : Uh-uh. [shows Lampwick his "ticket" from Honest John] But Mr. Honest John gave me... Lampwick : Me, neither, but they say that it's a swell joint! No school, no cops. You can tear the joint apart, and nobody says a word! [the Coachman smiles evilly and cracks his whip again] Pinocchio : Honest John gave me... Lampwick : Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it's all free! Pinocchio : Honest John... Lampwick : Boy, that's the place. I can hardly wait! [shoots his slingshot at the donkeys] [They arrive at the docks and board a showboat. They arrive at Pleasure Island, which has various elements any amusement park has, including carnival rides. Balloons of clowns and policemen float above. The Coachman gestures the boys in] Barker : Right here, boys! Right here! Get your cakes, pies, dill pickles, and ice cream! Eat all you can! Be a glutton! Stuff yourselves! It's all free, boys! It's all free! Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! [inside a tent, the boys are pouncing on each other and punching each other] Roughhouse Animatronic : The Roughhouse! The Roughhouse! It's the roughest, toughest joint you've ever seen! Come in and pick a fight, boys! Lampwick : [eats his roast chicken while Pinocchio takes a lick of his ice cream cone] Oh, boy! A scrap! [tosses away his chicken] C'mon! Let's go in and poke somebody in the nose! Pinocchio : Why? Lampwick : Ah, just for the fun of it. Pinocchio : OK, Lampy! [tosses away his ice cream cone and pie and strolls into the Roughhouse with Lampwick. In another part of the park, animatronic Indians are throwing handfuls of cigars to the boys] Barker : Tobacco Row! Tobacco Row! Get your cigars, cigarettes, and chewing tobacco! Come in and smoke your heads off! There’s nobody here to stop you! [Meanwhile, Jiminy is trying to avoid the boys running around, trying to step on him] Jiminy : Pinocchio! [coughs] Pinocchio! There's something phony about all of this. I gotta get him outta here. [In a large luxurious house, the boys are knocking houseplants and statues over, breaking windows and furniture, and setting the entire house on fire] Barker : Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! See the Model Home! It's open for destruction! And it's all yours, boys! She's all yours! Lampwick : [he strikes a match on the Mona Lisa painting to light his cigar] What'd I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint? Pinocchio : Yeah! [holds an axe] Bein' bad's a lot of fun, ain't it? Lampwick : Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load of that stained-glass window. [Picks up a brick and throws it at the stained glass window, shattering it. Meanwhile, back at the entrance, the Coachman turns to his henchmen] Coachman : Alright now! [cracks his whip] Hop to it, you blokes! Come on! Come on! Shut the doors and lock 'em tight! [The guards close the wooden doors] Now, get below and get them crates ready! [chuckles] Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself. [cackles evilly]