[Discussing their female visitors]
Doctor Dave: And how are you set up, Angus?
Angus: Well, her name is Daphne.
Doctor Dave: She likes the bearded man, does she?
Angus: She does indeed.
Doctor Dave: With a tiny knob.
Angus: Whatever.
Thick Kevin: I've got a tiny knob, actually, and I rather like it. Means I can wear smaller underpants.
[Stunned silence]
The Count: Don't know what that means. I didn't understand any of that.
Doctor Dave: And how are you set up, Angus?
Angus: Well, her name is Daphne.
Doctor Dave: She likes the bearded man, does she?
Angus: She does indeed.
Doctor Dave: With a tiny knob.
Angus: Whatever.
Thick Kevin: I've got a tiny knob, actually, and I rather like it. Means I can wear smaller underpants.
[Stunned silence]
The Count: Don't know what that means. I didn't understand any of that.
[Discussing their female visitors]
Doctor Dave : And how are you set up, Angus?
Angus : Well, her name is Daphne.
Doctor Dave : She likes the bearded man, does she?
Angus : She does indeed.
Doctor Dave : With a tiny knob.
Angus : Whatever.
Thick Kevin : I've got a tiny knob, actually, and I rather like it. Means I can wear smaller underpants.
[Stunned silence]
The Count : Don't know what that means. I didn't understand any of that.
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