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Maccus: The Admiral's Dead! To the captain's cabin!
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Tai Huang: You are not my captain!
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Cotton's Parrot: Thank you, Jack!
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Cotton's Parrot: Fire in the hole!
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Cotton's Parrot: [When Jack, Will and Barbossa are pointing guns at each other, and Jack the monkey points a gun at him]Parlay?
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Young pirate: The king and his men stole the queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones... The seas be ours, and by the powers, where'er we will, we'll roam...
[Pirates, being led to the gallows, begin singing]
Pirates: Yo ho, all hands, Hoist the colors high... Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die. Yo ho, haul together, Hoist the colors high...
Prison Guard: Lord Beckett, they... they've started to sing, sir...
Beckett: Finally.
Pirates, mainly the Young Pirate: ...Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.[executioner pulls the lever]
[Pirates, being led to the gallows, begin singing]
Pirates: Yo ho, all hands, Hoist the colors high... Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die. Yo ho, haul together, Hoist the colors high...
Prison Guard: Lord Beckett, they... they've started to sing, sir...
Beckett: Finally.
Pirates, mainly the Young Pirate: ...Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.[executioner pulls the lever]
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Barbossa: I've a venture under way and I find myself in need of a ship and a crew.
Sao Feng: Huh. [scratches head distantly] It's a strange coincidence...
Elizabeth Swann: Because you happen to have a ship and a crew that you don't need?
Sao Feng: No. Because just earlier today, a thief broke into my most revered uncle's temple, and tried to make off...[holds up navigational charts]...with these. The Navigational Charts. The Route to the Farthest Gate. [Tosses the charts to Tai Huang] Wouldn't it be remarkable if this journey of yours took you to the world beyond this one?
Barbossa: It would strain credulity, at that.
Sao Feng: Huh. [scratches head distantly] It's a strange coincidence...
Elizabeth Swann: Because you happen to have a ship and a crew that you don't need?
Sao Feng: No. Because just earlier today, a thief broke into my most revered uncle's temple, and tried to make off...[holds up navigational charts]...with these. The Navigational Charts. The Route to the Farthest Gate. [Tosses the charts to Tai Huang] Wouldn't it be remarkable if this journey of yours took you to the world beyond this one?
Barbossa: It would strain credulity, at that.
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Jack Sparrow: Mr. Sparrow! What say you about the condition of this tack line, eh?
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow: [Confused] ...It be proper to my eye, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, it is neither adequate nor acceptable, and is in obvious fact, an abomination.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow: Begging your pardon sir... but perhaps if you gave a man a second chance.
Jack Sparrow: Shall I? [draws his sword and runs the hallucinated Jack through, whispering in his ear] That's exactly the sort of thinking that got us into this mess.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow: [Confused] ...It be proper to my eye, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, it is neither adequate nor acceptable, and is in obvious fact, an abomination.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow: Begging your pardon sir... but perhaps if you gave a man a second chance.
Jack Sparrow: Shall I? [draws his sword and runs the hallucinated Jack through, whispering in his ear] That's exactly the sort of thinking that got us into this mess.
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Jack Sparrow: William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Well then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D., you're not really here!
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Well then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D., you're not really here!
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Elizabeth: Will, I had no choice.
Will: [Turns away] You chose not to tell me.
Elizabeth: I couldn't. It wasn't your burden to bear.
[Later in a different scene] Elizabeth: Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?
Will: It was my burden to bear.
Will: [Turns away] You chose not to tell me.
Elizabeth: I couldn't. It wasn't your burden to bear.
[Later in a different scene] Elizabeth: Why didn't you tell me you were planning this?
Will: It was my burden to bear.
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[Whilst Jack is about to fire a cannon with a rope attached to it held in his hand]
Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work! [Ignites the cannon and flies into the air, landing on other ship] And that was without a single drop of rum!
Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work! [Ignites the cannon and flies into the air, landing on other ship] And that was without a single drop of rum!
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Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money. [Barbossa rolls his eyes]
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money. [Barbossa rolls his eyes]
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Elizabeth Swann: It would've never worked out between us, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: Keep tellin' yourself that, love.
Jack Sparrow: Keep tellin' yourself that, love.
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Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you paid me a great insult once.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me...
[Feng punches Jack in the nose]
Jack Sparrow: Shall we call it square, then?
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me...
[Feng punches Jack in the nose]
Jack Sparrow: Shall we call it square, then?
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[In Beckett's cabin on the Endeavour. Beckett is offering Jack a deal to have Jack give away information]
Jack: Regarding the Brethren Court, no doubt? [Takes the glass of brandy offered by Beckett and steals the other] In exchange for fair compensation...[Drinks down one glass] square my debt with Jones...[Drinks down the other glass] guarantee my freedom?
Beckett: Of course. It's just good business.
Jack: [Holding up Beckett's metal Admiral figurine] And what would I, if I were in a divulgatory mood, might I divulge?
Beckett: Everything. Where are the Brethren Court meeting? Who are the Pirate Lords? [Whispering intently into Jack's ear] What is the purpose of the Nine Pieces of Eight?
[After a cut scene on the Pearl] Jack: [Waving Beckett's fan] You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homoculous and his friend with the wooden eye, both, and Turner. Especially Turner. The rest go with me aboard the Pearl, and I will hand you Shipwreck Cove and you will not hand me to Jones.
Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Jack: ...What importance is she to you?
Beckett: You know, Jack, I just remembered I have this wonderful compass that points to anything I want, so for what do I require you? [Holds up the magic compass]
Jack: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is not the Brethren Court, is it?
Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: Me...dead.
Beckett: Damn! [He tosses the compass back to Jack. Jack tosses the fan back to Beckett] Although, if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find, Shipwreck Cove, is it? On my own. [Points a pistol at Jack] Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack: With me dead, you'd arrive at Shipwreck Cove, and find it is a fortress nigh impregnable, able to withstand blockade for years, and then you'd be wishing, "Oh, if only there was someone that I had not killed inside to make sure that the pirates come outside."
Beckett: And you can do all this?
Jack: You may kill me, but you will never insult me. Who am I? [Beckett shrugs like he doesn't know. Jack gives him a look of stupefied confusion] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! [The Endeavour suddenly shakes from cannon fire hitting it. Beckett reels against his desk. Jack quickly shakes his hand] Done!
Beckett: Of course. It's just good business.
Jack: [Holding up Beckett's metal Admiral figurine] And what would I, if I were in a divulgatory mood, might I divulge?
Beckett: Everything. Where are the Brethren Court meeting? Who are the Pirate Lords? [Whispering intently into Jack's ear] What is the purpose of the Nine Pieces of Eight?
[After a cut scene on the Pearl] Jack: [Waving Beckett's fan] You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homoculous and his friend with the wooden eye, both, and Turner. Especially Turner. The rest go with me aboard the Pearl, and I will hand you Shipwreck Cove and you will not hand me to Jones.
Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Jack: ...What importance is she to you?
Beckett: You know, Jack, I just remembered I have this wonderful compass that points to anything I want, so for what do I require you? [Holds up the magic compass]
Jack: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is not the Brethren Court, is it?
Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: Me...dead.
Beckett: Damn! [He tosses the compass back to Jack. Jack tosses the fan back to Beckett] Although, if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find, Shipwreck Cove, is it? On my own. [Points a pistol at Jack] Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack: With me dead, you'd arrive at Shipwreck Cove, and find it is a fortress nigh impregnable, able to withstand blockade for years, and then you'd be wishing, "Oh, if only there was someone that I had not killed inside to make sure that the pirates come outside."
Beckett: And you can do all this?
Jack: You may kill me, but you will never insult me. Who am I? [Beckett shrugs like he doesn't know. Jack gives him a look of stupefied confusion] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! [The Endeavour suddenly shakes from cannon fire hitting it. Beckett reels against his desk. Jack quickly shakes his hand] Done!
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Pintel: Cold! No one said nothing about cold!
Ragetti: I'm sure there must be a good reason for making us suffer.
Pintel: Why don't that gypsy lady just bring Jack back like she did Barbossa?
Tia Dalma: Because Barbossa was only dead! Jack Sparrow is taken, body and soul, to a place not of death but punishment. De worst fate a person can bring 'pon himself... stretching on forever...dat's what awaits at Davy Jone's locker. [Walks away from the two]
Ragetti: ...Yeah. I knew there was a good reason.
Ragetti: I'm sure there must be a good reason for making us suffer.
Pintel: Why don't that gypsy lady just bring Jack back like she did Barbossa?
Tia Dalma: Because Barbossa was only dead! Jack Sparrow is taken, body and soul, to a place not of death but punishment. De worst fate a person can bring 'pon himself... stretching on forever...dat's what awaits at Davy Jone's locker. [Walks away from the two]
Ragetti: ...Yeah. I knew there was a good reason.
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Davy Jones: Lookee here boys! A lost bird! A lost bird that never learned to fly! [Draws his sword]
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret... But, never too late to learn, eh? [Jack then hits a rope with the Dead Man's Chest to "fly" up to one of the masts.]
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret... But, never too late to learn, eh? [Jack then hits a rope with the Dead Man's Chest to "fly" up to one of the masts.]
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[Tia Dalma sits in her cell aboard the Black Pearl with the locket open in the palm of her hand. She slowly closes it, then turns and stands as the music starts again. As she reaches the edge of her cell, the shadow of Davy Jones can be seen walking slowly towards her.]
Tia Dalma: My sweet... you come for me?
Davy Jones: [stops] You were expecting me.
Tia Dalma: It has been torture, trapped in this single form... cut off from the sea... from all that I love... from you.
Davy Jones: [continues walking] Ten years I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years I looked after those who'd died at sea. And finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. [snaps his locket shut] Why weren't you there?
Tia Dalma: It's my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
Davy Jones: [turns abruptly and walks to the other end of her cell] I do not love you.
Tia Dalma: [following him] Many things you were, Davy Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose and so yourself. And you did hide away what should always have been mine. [places a hand on his chest, causing the fishiness to fade away, then smiles and raises her hand to his cheek]
Davy Jones: [startled, he, in turn, touches her face] Calypso...
Tia Dalma: I will be free, and when I am, I would give you my heart and we would be together always. [removes her hand from his face and he fades back] If only you had a heart to give.
[Davy's claw closes around her neck]
Tia Dalma: [scared] Why did you come?
Davy Jones: [releases her and tries to pull his claw back through the bars, but it is too large to fit, so he instead steps directly forward through the bars] And what fate have you planned for your captors?
Tia Dalma: The Brethren Court? [walks back to the opposite end of her cell] All of them... the last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be. [Davy Jones walks to the back of her cell and she turns] And what of your fate... Davy Jones?
Davy Jones: [turns his head slightly in her direction] My heart will always belong to you.
[Tia Dalma turns back towards the bars, smiling, as Davy walks through the back wall of her cell]
Tia Dalma: My sweet... you come for me?
Davy Jones: [stops] You were expecting me.
Tia Dalma: It has been torture, trapped in this single form... cut off from the sea... from all that I love... from you.
Davy Jones: [continues walking] Ten years I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years I looked after those who'd died at sea. And finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. [snaps his locket shut] Why weren't you there?
Tia Dalma: It's my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
Davy Jones: [turns abruptly and walks to the other end of her cell] I do not love you.
Tia Dalma: [following him] Many things you were, Davy Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose and so yourself. And you did hide away what should always have been mine. [places a hand on his chest, causing the fishiness to fade away, then smiles and raises her hand to his cheek]
Davy Jones: [startled, he, in turn, touches her face] Calypso...
Tia Dalma: I will be free, and when I am, I would give you my heart and we would be together always. [removes her hand from his face and he fades back] If only you had a heart to give.
[Davy's claw closes around her neck]
Tia Dalma: [scared] Why did you come?
Davy Jones: [releases her and tries to pull his claw back through the bars, but it is too large to fit, so he instead steps directly forward through the bars] And what fate have you planned for your captors?
Tia Dalma: The Brethren Court? [walks back to the opposite end of her cell] All of them... the last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be. [Davy Jones walks to the back of her cell and she turns] And what of your fate... Davy Jones?
Davy Jones: [turns his head slightly in her direction] My heart will always belong to you.
[Tia Dalma turns back towards the bars, smiling, as Davy walks through the back wall of her cell]
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[Watching the Pirate Lords fight each other]
Elizabeth Swann: This is madness!
Jack Sparrow: This is politics.
Elizabeth Swann: This is madness!
Jack Sparrow: This is politics.
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Jack Sparrow: Hector! Been too long, hasn't it?
Barbossa: Aye. Isla De Muerta, remember? You shot me. [Glares]
Jack Sparrow: [Looks confused, but then smiles] ... No, I didn't.
Barbossa: Aye. Isla De Muerta, remember? You shot me. [Glares]
Jack Sparrow: [Looks confused, but then smiles] ... No, I didn't.
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[In between the have not's and so's, the other pirate lords heads turn towards the speaker]
Barbossa: You've only ever run from a fight.
Jack Sparrow: I have not!
Barbossa: You have so!
Jack Sparrow: Have not!
Barbossa: You have so!
Jack Sparrow: Have not!
Barbossa: You have so, and ya' know it!
Jack Sparrow: Have not, slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit here and now, that is what we all must do- we must fight... to run away.
Jack Sparrow: I have not!
Barbossa: You have so!
Jack Sparrow: Have not!
Barbossa: You have so!
Jack Sparrow: Have not!
Barbossa: You have so, and ya' know it!
Jack Sparrow: Have not, slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit here and now, that is what we all must do- we must fight... to run away.
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Barbossa: It was the first court what imprisoned Calypso, and we will be the ones to set her free, and in her gratitude she will see fit to grant us boons.
Jack Sparrow: Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddlespeak, says I.
Barbossa: If ye have a better alternative, please... share.
Jack : [pause] ...Cuttlefish. [Barbossa gives him a confused look] Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... or, fish nature. So yes, we could stay here well-supplied and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month. Which seems rather grim to me, anyway you slice it. Or... ah... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. (I rather doubt it.) Can we in fact pretend that she is anything but a woman scorned like which fury hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left but with one option- I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.
Jack Sparrow: Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddlespeak, says I.
Barbossa: If ye have a better alternative, please... share.
Jack : [pause] ...Cuttlefish. [Barbossa gives him a confused look] Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... or, fish nature. So yes, we could stay here well-supplied and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month. Which seems rather grim to me, anyway you slice it. Or... ah... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. (I rather doubt it.) Can we in fact pretend that she is anything but a woman scorned like which fury hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left but with one option- I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.
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Barbossa: Aye, we're good and lost now.
Elizabeth: Lost?
Barbossa: For certain you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found. Elseways, everyone would know where it was.
Elizabeth: Lost?
Barbossa: For certain you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found. Elseways, everyone would know where it was.
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[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: No, what ARe you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: NO! What ARe you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship IS givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: MY ship, makes ME Captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you... Chartman!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?!
[Jack, Barbossa and the other pirates stare at him]
Pintel: [pause, before sheepishly and apologetically cringing] ... Sorry. I just thought, with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration... Sorry.
[Jack and Barbossa push past him up the steps, not talking]
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
Pintel: Yeah?
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: No, what ARe you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: NO! What ARe you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship IS givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: MY ship, makes ME Captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you... Chartman!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?!
[Jack, Barbossa and the other pirates stare at him]
Pintel: [pause, before sheepishly and apologetically cringing] ... Sorry. I just thought, with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration... Sorry.
[Jack and Barbossa push past him up the steps, not talking]
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
Pintel: Yeah?
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Gibbs: Look sharp, men. It's not for naught that this be called Shipwreck Island, on which is found Shipwreck Cove and the town of Shipwreck!
Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever cobs, we are a very unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer; lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What'ya call 'im?
Jack Sparrow: ... Larry.
Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever cobs, we are a very unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer; lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What'ya call 'im?
Jack Sparrow: ... Larry.
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[Teague drops the pirate code on the table and whistles for the dog with the keys from the first two movies to come up, last left on the Pelegostos' Island]
Ragetti: How--?
Teague: [Shrugs] Sea turtles, mate.
Ragetti: How--?
Teague: [Shrugs] Sea turtles, mate.
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Will Turner: Elizabeth, will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: [together they parry a sword between them]I don't think now is the best time!
Will Turner: It may well be the only time! I love you... I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa!
[Will gives her a confused look]
Elizabeth Swann: Marry us!
Barbossa: [fighting off Davy Jones' crew] I'm a little busy at the moment!
Will Turner: Now, Barbossa!
Barbossa: Fine then! [climbs up on a ledge] Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today, [to an enemy] to nail yer gizzards to the mast, ye poxy cur! [continues fighting]
Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do!
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: [fighting] Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife...in sickness and in health...with health being the less likely?
Will Turner: I do!
Barbossa: As captain I now pronounce you-[fights off enemy] You may kiss-[fights off enemy] You may kiss-[fights off another enemy] Aargh, just kiss!
Elizabeth Swann: [together they parry a sword between them]I don't think now is the best time!
Will Turner: It may well be the only time! I love you... I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa!
[Will gives her a confused look]
Elizabeth Swann: Marry us!
Barbossa: [fighting off Davy Jones' crew] I'm a little busy at the moment!
Will Turner: Now, Barbossa!
Barbossa: Fine then! [climbs up on a ledge] Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today, [to an enemy] to nail yer gizzards to the mast, ye poxy cur! [continues fighting]
Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do!
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: [fighting] Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife...in sickness and in health...with health being the less likely?
Will Turner: I do!
Barbossa: As captain I now pronounce you-[fights off enemy] You may kiss-[fights off enemy] You may kiss-[fights off another enemy] Aargh, just kiss!
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[Regarding the dead bodies strapped to the barrels]
Will Turner: I told myself, think like Jack.
Jack Sparrow: And this is what you arrived at? Lead Beckett to Shipwreck Cove, gain his trust to accomplish your own ends? It's like you don't know me at all, mate. And how does your dearly beloved feel about this? [nods when Will looks away] Ah... you've not seen fit to tell her.
Will:[Sighs quietly] ...I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make to my father, is a step away from Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away, you lose it for certain. If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket, avoid the choice altogether. Change the facts. Let someone else dispatch Jones...
Will: Who? [Looks at Jack, who is smiling] You?
Jack Sparrow: Death has a way of reshuffling one's priorities. I slip aboard the Dutchman, find the heart, stab the beating thing, free your father from his debt, and you are free to be with your charming murderess.
Will: ... And you're willing to cut your heart out? Bind yourself to the Dutchman forever?
Jack Sparrow: No, mate. I'm free forever. Free to sail the seas beyond the edges of the map, free from death itself.
Will: [suddenly cunningly sullen] But you have to do the job, Jack. You have to ferry souls to the next world... or end up like Jones. [Makes a tentacles gesture. Jack cringes and touches his own beard]
Jack Sparrow: I haven't the face for tentacles. But, immortal has to count for something, eh? Oh![Hands Will his magic compass]
Will: What's this for?
Jack Sparrow: Think like me. It will come to you [Walks to Will and breathes his rummy breath at Will. Will staggers back and falls off the Pearl. Jack rolls the last body-tied barrel off the ship next to Will as he sails away] My regards to Davy Jones!
Will: [Pulls himself onto the barrel, glaring back at Jack as he sails away] I hate him.
Will Turner: I told myself, think like Jack.
Jack Sparrow: And this is what you arrived at? Lead Beckett to Shipwreck Cove, gain his trust to accomplish your own ends? It's like you don't know me at all, mate. And how does your dearly beloved feel about this? [nods when Will looks away] Ah... you've not seen fit to tell her.
Will:[Sighs quietly] ...I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make to my father, is a step away from Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away, you lose it for certain. If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket, avoid the choice altogether. Change the facts. Let someone else dispatch Jones...
Will: Who? [Looks at Jack, who is smiling] You?
Jack Sparrow: Death has a way of reshuffling one's priorities. I slip aboard the Dutchman, find the heart, stab the beating thing, free your father from his debt, and you are free to be with your charming murderess.
Will: ... And you're willing to cut your heart out? Bind yourself to the Dutchman forever?
Jack Sparrow: No, mate. I'm free forever. Free to sail the seas beyond the edges of the map, free from death itself.
Will: [suddenly cunningly sullen] But you have to do the job, Jack. You have to ferry souls to the next world... or end up like Jones. [Makes a tentacles gesture. Jack cringes and touches his own beard]
Jack Sparrow: I haven't the face for tentacles. But, immortal has to count for something, eh? Oh![Hands Will his magic compass]
Will: What's this for?
Jack Sparrow: Think like me. It will come to you [Walks to Will and breathes his rummy breath at Will. Will staggers back and falls off the Pearl. Jack rolls the last body-tied barrel off the ship next to Will as he sails away] My regards to Davy Jones!
Will: [Pulls himself onto the barrel, glaring back at Jack as he sails away] I hate him.
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Jocard: Who is this betrayer?
Barbossa: Not likely anyone among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.
Barbossa: Not likely anyone among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.
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[Still trapped in Davy Jones' Locker, Jack is choosing those to come aboard with him]
Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack Sparrow: And where do your allegiances lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: Good man!
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack Sparrow: And where do your allegiances lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack Sparrow: Good man!
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Elizabeth: It's not over.
Will: There's still a fight to be had.
Gibbs: We have an armada against us. And with the Dutchman there's no chance.
Elizabeth Swann: There's only a fool's chance.
Barbossa: Revenge won't bring your father back, Miss Swann, And it's not something I'm intendin' to die for.
Elizabeth: You're right... Then what shall we die for? [turns around] You will listen to me. Listen!! The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men. And freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows [looks at Barbossa] and the strength of our backs... and the courage of our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!
Will: [nods] Hoist the colors.
Ragetti: Hoist the colors!
Pintel: Hoist the colors!
Gibbs: Aye... the wind's on our side, boys! That's all we need!
All: [cheering]
Elizabeth: HOIST THE COLORS!
Will: There's still a fight to be had.
Gibbs: We have an armada against us. And with the Dutchman there's no chance.
Elizabeth Swann: There's only a fool's chance.
Barbossa: Revenge won't bring your father back, Miss Swann, And it's not something I'm intendin' to die for.
Elizabeth: You're right... Then what shall we die for? [turns around] You will listen to me. Listen!! The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men. And freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows [looks at Barbossa] and the strength of our backs... and the courage of our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!
Will: [nods] Hoist the colors.
Ragetti: Hoist the colors!
Pintel: Hoist the colors!
Gibbs: Aye... the wind's on our side, boys! That's all we need!
All: [cheering]
Elizabeth: HOIST THE COLORS!
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Real Jack Sparrow: [as he leaves] Wish us luck boys, we'll need it.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow #1: [after the real Jack has left the cell] I miss him already.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow #2: He is quite charming, isn't he?
Wyvern-style Hallucinated Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! [pause]([distressed]) Dropped me brain.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow #1: [after the real Jack has left the cell] I miss him already.
Hallucinated Jack Sparrow #2: He is quite charming, isn't he?
Wyvern-style Hallucinated Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! [pause]([distressed]) Dropped me brain.
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[Barbossa has just convened Brethren Court at Shipwreck cove]
Barbossa: To confirm your lordship and right to be heard, present now your Pieces-of-Eight, my fellow captains!
[The pirate lords begin to place small objects in a bowl, rather than pieces-of-eight.] Pintel: Those aren't pieces-of-eight... they're just pieces of junk!
Gibbs: Aye, the original plan was to use Nine Pieces-of-Eight to bind Calypso, but when the First Court met, the Brethren were to a one skint broke.
Pintel: So change the name.
Gibbs: What? To "Nine Pieces of Whatever-We-Have-In-Our-Pockets-At-The-Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.
[The pirate lords begin to place small objects in a bowl, rather than pieces-of-eight.] Pintel: Those aren't pieces-of-eight... they're just pieces of junk!
Gibbs: Aye, the original plan was to use Nine Pieces-of-Eight to bind Calypso, but when the First Court met, the Brethren were to a one skint broke.
Pintel: So change the name.
Gibbs: What? To "Nine Pieces of Whatever-We-Have-In-Our-Pockets-At-The-Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.
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[Jack is trying to read the charts.]
Jack Sparrow: Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Little Jack #1: Clear as mud, Jackie.
Jack Sparrow: What, eh?
Little Jack #1: Stab the heart!
Little Jack #2: No, Don't stab the heart!
Jack Sparrow: Come again?
Little Jack #2: The Dutchman must have a captain.
Jack Sparrow: Well, that's even more than less than unhelpful.
Little Jack #1: Sail the seas for eternity.
Jack Sparrow: [Grins] I love the sea!
Little Jack #2: What about port?
Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum. Rum's good.
Little Jack #1: Making port.
Little Jack #2: Where we can get rum and salty wenches... once every ten years.
Little Jack #1: What'd he say?
Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years.
Little Jack #1: Ten years is a long time, mate...
Jack Sparrow: Even longer given the deficit of rum.
Little Jack #1: But eternity is longer still.
Little Jack #2: And how will you be spending it, dead? Or not?
Little Jack #1: The Immortal Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, I like that!
Little Jack #2: Come sunset, it won't matter.
Jack Sparrow: [Suddenly figuring out the charts] Not sunset...Sundown! And rise... up! [begins running back and forth between the sides of the ship.]
Little Jack #1: Clear as mud, Jackie.
Jack Sparrow: What, eh?
Little Jack #1: Stab the heart!
Little Jack #2: No, Don't stab the heart!
Jack Sparrow: Come again?
Little Jack #2: The Dutchman must have a captain.
Jack Sparrow: Well, that's even more than less than unhelpful.
Little Jack #1: Sail the seas for eternity.
Jack Sparrow: [Grins] I love the sea!
Little Jack #2: What about port?
Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum. Rum's good.
Little Jack #1: Making port.
Little Jack #2: Where we can get rum and salty wenches... once every ten years.
Little Jack #1: What'd he say?
Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years.
Little Jack #1: Ten years is a long time, mate...
Jack Sparrow: Even longer given the deficit of rum.
Little Jack #1: But eternity is longer still.
Little Jack #2: And how will you be spending it, dead? Or not?
Little Jack #1: The Immortal Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, I like that!
Little Jack #2: Come sunset, it won't matter.
Jack Sparrow: [Suddenly figuring out the charts] Not sunset...Sundown! And rise... up! [begins running back and forth between the sides of the ship.]
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Mercer: The Dutchman is under MY command. [shows Davy Jones the key to the chest containing his heart]
Davy Jones: For now. [walks out the captain's cabin]
Davy Jones: For now. [walks out the captain's cabin]
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[Davy Jones enters Lord Cutler Beckett's cabin]
Davy Jones: I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Apparently, you can. I believe you know each other. [Indicates Will Turner]
Davy Jones: Come to join me crew again, master Turner?
Will Turner: Not yours. His. [Indicates Beckett]
Davy Jones: I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Apparently, you can. I believe you know each other. [Indicates Will Turner]
Davy Jones: Come to join me crew again, master Turner?
Will Turner: Not yours. His. [Indicates Beckett]
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Davy Jones: The Dutchman sails as its Captain commands.
Beckett: And its Captain is to sail as commanded! I thought you would have learned that after I ordered you to kill your pet.
[Davy Jones turns his head gloomily]
Beckett: And its Captain is to sail as commanded! I thought you would have learned that after I ordered you to kill your pet.
[Davy Jones turns his head gloomily]
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[Upon coming across the Kraken's corpse]
Barbossa: Still thinking about running, Jack? ... You know, the problem with being the last of anything, is that by and by, there be none left at all.
Jack: Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me.
Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain.
Jack: ... Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?
Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
Jack: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
Barbossa: Still thinking about running, Jack? ... You know, the problem with being the last of anything, is that by and by, there be none left at all.
Jack: Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me.
Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain.
Jack: ... Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?
Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
Jack: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
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[After the Flying Dutchman attacks the Empress, killing Sao Feng]
Sao Feng: Forgive me... Calypso.
[One of Feng's crew mates comes in and realizes what has happened]
Crew Mate: What did he tell you?
Elizabeth: He made me Captain. [Holding Feng's piece of eight]
[The two walk out as the Dutchman's crew takes over and Elizabeth and crew member are held hostage]
Crew Mate: You are not my captain!
[Jones walks up to the crew mate as Elizabeth is taken down to the deck with the rest of the members]
Davy Jones: Who do you name as your captain?
Crew Mate: [pointing to Elizabeth] Captain!
Sao Feng: Forgive me... Calypso.
[One of Feng's crew mates comes in and realizes what has happened]
Crew Mate: What did he tell you?
Elizabeth: He made me Captain. [Holding Feng's piece of eight]
[The two walk out as the Dutchman's crew takes over and Elizabeth and crew member are held hostage]
Crew Mate: You are not my captain!
[Jones walks up to the crew mate as Elizabeth is taken down to the deck with the rest of the members]
Davy Jones: Who do you name as your captain?
Crew Mate: [pointing to Elizabeth] Captain!
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[after Jack Sparrow has propelled himself into the air and onto the Black Pearl via the cannon]
Officer: So, which ship do we follow?
Beckett: Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How long until the ship is ready to pursue?
[as the officer turns around, the mast of the ship collapses due to a small wooden figure hitting it from Jack's escape]
[the officer turns around and faces Beckett, barely able to contain a smile; Beckett still watching the Pearl escape]
Officer: Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?
[Beckett faces him, annoyed]
Officer: So, which ship do we follow?
Beckett: Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How long until the ship is ready to pursue?
[as the officer turns around, the mast of the ship collapses due to a small wooden figure hitting it from Jack's escape]
[the officer turns around and faces Beckett, barely able to contain a smile; Beckett still watching the Pearl escape]
Officer: Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?
[Beckett faces him, annoyed]
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[Sailing through Davy Jone's Locker, Pintel and Ragetti watch dead souls float by in the water]
Pintel: Eerie! That's downright ma-cab-re! [pronounced phonetically]
Ragetti: [nods] I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of 'em.
[Both chuckle, run off, and come back carrying cannonballs. Tia Dalma stops them with an angry look on her face.]
Pintel: [dropping the cannonball] Be disrespectful, it would...
Pintel: Eerie! That's downright ma-cab-re! [pronounced phonetically]
Ragetti: [nods] I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of 'em.
[Both chuckle, run off, and come back carrying cannonballs. Tia Dalma stops them with an angry look on her face.]
Pintel: [dropping the cannonball] Be disrespectful, it would...
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Pintel: Have you noticed, that on top of everything, it's raining?
Ragetti: That's a bad sign!
Ragetti: That's a bad sign!
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Beckett: Do not blame Turner, he was only the tool of the betrayal. If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left.
[Barbossa and Elizabeth look to their left and see Jack; Jack looks to his left and sees no one]
Jack: My hands are clean in this. [Looks at dirty hands] Figuratively.
[Barbossa and Elizabeth look to their left and see Jack; Jack looks to his left and sees no one]
Jack: My hands are clean in this. [Looks at dirty hands] Figuratively.
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[Jack has escaped the brig and located the chest, gaurded by Mullroy and Murtogg]
Mullroy: Halt there, or we'll shoot! [He and Murtogg point mini-cannons at Jack, but are visibly shaken by blast from the outer fight]
Jack: [Pauses, then smiles] Good one. Just come to get my effects! [looks around at the two] ... Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
Murtogg: Somebody has to stay and guard the chest. [points the cannon back at the chest]
Mullroy: [as Jack is taking his effects] There's no question, there's been a breakdown in military discipline aboard this vessel.
Murtogg: I blame the fish-people.
Mullroy: [Sarcastically] Oh, so fish-people, by dint of being fish-people, automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?
Murtogg: [as Jack is taking the chest, which neither seem to notice] Seems contributory, is all I'm suggesting.
Mullroy: It is true, if there were no fish-people, there'd be no need to guard the chest.
Murtogg: And if there were no chest, we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.
[both realize that the chest is gone, and the apparent danger they're in]
Jack: [Pauses, then smiles] Good one. Just come to get my effects! [looks around at the two] ... Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
Murtogg: Somebody has to stay and guard the chest. [points the cannon back at the chest]
Mullroy: [as Jack is taking his effects] There's no question, there's been a breakdown in military discipline aboard this vessel.
Murtogg: I blame the fish-people.
Mullroy: [Sarcastically] Oh, so fish-people, by dint of being fish-people, automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?
Murtogg: [as Jack is taking the chest, which neither seem to notice] Seems contributory, is all I'm suggesting.
Mullroy: It is true, if there were no fish-people, there'd be no need to guard the chest.
Murtogg: And if there were no chest, we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.
[both realize that the chest is gone, and the apparent danger they're in]
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Davy: You can do nothing without the key.
Jack: I already have the key.
Davy: [Surprised, then mockingly, holding up the Key with one of his tentacles] No, you don't. Haha.
Jack: Oh, that key.
Jack: I already have the key.
Davy: [Surprised, then mockingly, holding up the Key with one of his tentacles] No, you don't. Haha.
Jack: Oh, that key.
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Davy: Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner, [Jones stands directly over Will, sword poised to strike (ironically with the very sword Will forged for James Norrington before Davy killed him)] d'ya fear death?
Jack: Do you? (holding Jones' Heart poised to stab) Heavy tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hands..
Davy: You're a CRUEL man, Jack Sparrow!
Jack: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
Davy: Is it? (stabs Will; Jack's face turns from smugness to shock as he can't decide what to do)
Jack: Do you? (holding Jones' Heart poised to stab) Heavy tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hands..
Davy: You're a CRUEL man, Jack Sparrow!
Jack: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
Davy: Is it? (stabs Will; Jack's face turns from smugness to shock as he can't decide what to do)
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[Flying Dutchman crew arrives on deck, and begins chanting]
Crew: Part of the crew, part of the ship.
Bootstrap Bill Turner: The Dutchman must have a captain. [Dutchman crew member arrives with the chest]
[Bootstrap Bill Turner proceeds to cut out his son's heart]
Crew: Part of the crew, part of the ship.
Bootstrap Bill Turner: The Dutchman must have a captain. [Dutchman crew member arrives with the chest]
[Bootstrap Bill Turner proceeds to cut out his son's heart]
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[After winning the climactic battle, Jack and Gibbs stand at the helm]
Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. [gives Gibbs his hat]
Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!!
Jack: [pause] Now go get it.
Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. [gives Gibbs his hat]
Gibbs: Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!!
Jack: [pause] Now go get it.
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Giselle: Is that it?
Scarlett: It's not very big.
Jack: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone. Why is it gone?
Giselle: [pointing the horizon, where the Pearl is] Is that it there? The Black Pearl?
Jack: Yes, there it is. Why is it there? :[Pause, looks at both of the girls] It's much bigger up close.
Scarlett: Jack, you promised to take me for a ride!
Giselle : I was to be given first ride!
Scarlett: What? You?
[The women start fighting. Jack pours rum on sleeping Gibbs. Gibbs wakes up.]
Jack: Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason about why my ship is gone?
Gibbs: The ship? We're on the ship. [Begins to fall back to sleep, then wakes suddenly] JACK! The ship's gone!
Jack: [sarcastically] Really?
Jack Sparrow: [Stopping women fighting] Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. :[Back and forth between each girl with each sentence, starting with Giselle] Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Yes, of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is, once again, gone! Savvy!?
[Giselle slaps Jack, walks off]
[Scarlett slaps Jack, walks off]
[Jack slaps Gibbs]
[Gibbs glares at Jack and then he and Jack smile at each other]
Gibbs: Take what you can.
Jack Sparrow: Give nothing back.
[Gibbs catches up with Giselle and Scarlett and puts his arms around them]
Gibbs: Tell me ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?
Scarlett: It's not very big.
Jack: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone. Why is it gone?
Giselle: [pointing the horizon, where the Pearl is] Is that it there? The Black Pearl?
Jack: Yes, there it is. Why is it there? :[Pause, looks at both of the girls] It's much bigger up close.
Scarlett: Jack, you promised to take me for a ride!
Giselle : I was to be given first ride!
Scarlett: What? You?
[The women start fighting. Jack pours rum on sleeping Gibbs. Gibbs wakes up.]
Jack: Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason about why my ship is gone?
Gibbs: The ship? We're on the ship. [Begins to fall back to sleep, then wakes suddenly] JACK! The ship's gone!
Jack: [sarcastically] Really?
Jack Sparrow: [Stopping women fighting] Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. :[Back and forth between each girl with each sentence, starting with Giselle] Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Yes, of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is, once again, gone! Savvy!?
[Giselle slaps Jack, walks off]
[Scarlett slaps Jack, walks off]
[Jack slaps Gibbs]
[Gibbs glares at Jack and then he and Jack smile at each other]
Gibbs: Take what you can.
Jack Sparrow: Give nothing back.
[Gibbs catches up with Giselle and Scarlett and puts his arms around them]
Gibbs: Tell me ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?