Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

View Quote Will: [When Tia Dalma suggests Will could have done more to save his father] It doesn't matter anymore. The Pearl is gone...along with its captain.
Gibbs: Aye...and already the world seems to be a bit less bright. He fooled us all to the very end. But I guess that honest streak finally won out. [Raises mug.] To Jack Sparrow!
Ragetti: [Raises mug.] Never another like Captain Jack!
Pintel: [Raises mug.] He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
Elizabeth: He was a good man.

View Quote [After Tia Dalma finishes the story of Davy Jones.]
Will: You knew this!
Jack: I did not. I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. And now all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, you go back to Port Royal and save your bonny lass, eh!

View Quote [Elizabeth sees Will arrested as the Wedding is surrounded by soldiers.]
Elizabeth: Will! Why is this happening?
Will: I don't know. You look beautiful.
Elizabeth: I think it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
Governer Swann: Let me through! How dare you! Stand your men down at once!
Cutler Becket: Governer Weatherby Swann, it's been too long.
Governer Swann: Cutler Becket?
Becket: It's Lord now, actually.
Swann: Lord or not, you have no reason and no authority to arrest this man.
Becket: As a matter of fact, I do. Mr. Mercer?
[Mercer brings forward a stack of papers. Becket takes one off the top and hands it to Swann.]
Becket: The warrant for the arrest of one William Turner.
[Swann reads the paper.]
Swann: This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann.
Becket: [Sarcastically] Oh is it? That's annoying. My mistake. [to guards.] Arrest her.

View Quote [Jack shoots part of monkey's tail off.]
Gibbs: Captain, you know that don't do any good.
Jack: It does me!
Marty: [picks up the cloth] It's a key.
Jack: No, much more better. It is a drawing of a key.
[The crew stare blankly.]
Jack: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys ... unlock things?
Gibbs: [catching on.] And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable ... So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever needs be unlocked... which we don't have... without having first found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're going after this key!
Jack: You're not making any sense at all.

View Quote [Marked by the Black Spot, Jack Sparrow runs around on deck, rousing the crew.]
Jack: All hands on deck! Make fast the bunt gasket! On deck! Scurry! Scurry! I want movement! Movement! I want movement! Lift the skin up! Keep your loof! Haul those sheets! Run them! Run! Keep running! Run as if the Devil himself and itself is upon us!
Gibbs: Do we have a heading?
Jack: Argh! [realises who it is.] Run! Land.
Gibbs: Which port?
Jack: I didn't say 'port'. I said 'land'. Any land.

View Quote Damn you, Jack ... SPARROOOOOW!!!

View Quote Enough! Send his beloved Pearl back to the depths!

View Quote [about Will's plan to cut down everyone in his path] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

View Quote [after kissing Jack and shackling him to the mast-ragged voice] It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?! I... I'm not sorry... [gazes at Jack and walks away]

View Quote [examines empty rum bottle] Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh... That's why.

View Quote [falls into an open grave] Oh...

View Quote [Hesitantly] Hard to starboard?

View Quote [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked ... PIRATES!

View Quote [sending Bootstrap Bill to the brig.] You need time alone with your thoughts. Brig!

View Quote [smiles] Hello, beastie.