Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes

View Quote (to Jack) I will be waiting for you.

View Quote (To Jack) You will soon pay for what you did to me.

View Quote Astronomer: Help! There's a witch in my shop! [Jack enters] And a pirate! There's a witch and a pirate in my shop!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Well, it's your lucky day! Have either of the four of you seen my bank?

View Quote Captain Armando Salazar: [to the only survivor of a ship he attacked] Jack Sparrow... [holds up a wanted poster of Jack Sparrow] Do you know this pirate?
Henry: Only by name.
Captain Armando Salazar: Find S-Sparrow for me and relay a message, from Capitán Salazar...Sal-A-Zar. Tell him: death will come straight for him. Will you say that to him, please?
Henry: Yes.
Captain Armando Salazar: I wish I could do it, but dead men tell no tales.

View Quote Captain Hector Barbossa: I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men...
Captain Armando Salazar: No, no, no, no! Men, no! Pirates! (flashback of Salazar's past plays) Pirates had infected the seas for generations, taking the life of my father and his father before him. So I vowed to end this plague once and for all. And that's what I did. I destroyed dozens of ships.

View Quote Captain Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.
[pause]
Captain Jack Sparrow: Does mummy ever ask about me?
Henry: No.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, go on. She call my name in her sleep?
Henry: She never spoke of you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...
Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.

View Quote Carina: [watches the tattoo on Barbossa's arm] Who am I to you?
Captain Hector Barbossa: Treasure.

View Quote Carina: I'm not looking for trouble.
Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.

View Quote Carina: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.
Carina: No, I'm a horologist.
Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.

View Quote Carina: The men on that ship are looking for Jack, so I'm going to swim for it. [she takes off her dress]
Henry: Carina, stop that.
Captain Jack Sparrow: No, no, don't stop that.
Henry: This has gone far enough!
Captain Jack Sparrow: No, it has not!
[She dives into the ocean and swims towards shore]
Captain Jack Sparrow: [Exasperated; to Henry] Why? She was almost finished!
Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

View Quote Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.
Henry: I don't have a sword.
Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?
Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.
Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?
Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.
Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.
Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're the Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?

View Quote Henry: I found a way to save my father. There is one thing that can break his curse and free him from the Dutchman. The Trident of Poseidon.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ah. The treasure to be found with The Map That No Man Can Read. Never heard of it.
Henry: There is a girl inside this prison, Jack, who holds that map. The moon has turned to blood, the Trident will be found... [Jack falling asleep] and you could be the one who holds the sea... and with it become all that you once were. The great... Jack!
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm so sorry. Were you still talking? I believe I nodded off a bit.

View Quote Henry: Why did I bother coming to you? The dead are hunting us down and you do nothing.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Nothing! You call this nothing?
Henry: You're drunk! And you're sleeping.
Captain Jack Sparrow: My point exactly! I am doing two things at once.

View Quote Officer Cole: She's going in, sir.
Captain Toms: Chase her down.
Henry: No, don't do it. Don't do it!
Officer Cole: You will not address the captain, boy.
Henry: Sir, look at your charts. I believe you're sailing us into the Devil's Triangle.
Captain Toms: You hear this, men? This landsman believes an old sailor's myth.
Henry: Sir, with all due respect, I have spent my life studying the myths of the sea. I know every legend and every curse. And I know ships that sail into the Triangle do not necessarily sail out...
Maddox: I'm sorry, sir. This one is clearly disturbed.

View Quote Pike: We should have never followed a luckless pirate and a witch to sea.
Bollard: Right, that's it. Kill 'em all.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Kill me and I'll be dead. And then the other dead won't be able to have their revenge… against me. Being dead.
Scrum: What?
Henry: Which will anger them even more. He's right.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That's right.
Carina: Are all pirates this stupid?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Scrum: Yeah.
Bollard: Yeah.