Captain Jack Sparrow quotes

View Quote If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it.

View Quote It's Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain.

View Quote Why is the rum gone? [after Elizabeth's rant] But why is the rum gone?!

View Quote You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

View Quote [talking to Will Turner about Elizabeth] She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

View Quote You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?

View Quote [Marooned on island with Elizabeth, he walks away from her. He mocks her voice.] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." [in his own voice] Well, it bloody is now! [sees Norrington's ship coming] There will be no livin' with her after this.

View Quote The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Now, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for instance. I can let you drown- but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesey, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

View Quote No one, he's no one... distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed... lovely singing voice though. [whispers] Eunuch.

View Quote I think we've all arrived at a very special place; spiritually ... e****enically ... grammatically.

View Quote [To Will] Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

View Quote Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry...

View Quote Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

View Quote Stop blowing holes in my ship!