Pitch Perfect quotes

View Quote Alice: [trying to fix Chloe's scarf] Chloe, look at you! You're a mess! You're unfocused. You're unreliable. And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time. I can't believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate. [to Aubrey] Just don't eff up your solo.
Aubrey: I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, "If you're not here to win, get the hell outta Kuwait."
Alice: Has your dad ever told you to shut up?

View Quote Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse.
Beca: A what?
Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.
Beca: Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...
Aubrey: You took an oath.
Beca: That oath cost you two girls already today. I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you. [starts to walk away]
Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!!
Beca: That's my dick.

View Quote Aubrey: The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.
Fat Amy: Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'

View Quote Beca's Dad: You've been here, what, a month now? Do you have any friends?
Beca: Kimmy Jin is my friend.
Kimmy Jin: [shaking her head] No!

View Quote Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.
Jesse: Oh I don't have a girlfriend.
Beca: [sarcastically] What!? No! You have juice pouches and Rocky!
Jesse: Okay, so what do you wanna watch first?
Beca: Can we do something else? We could relive my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.
Jesse: What, do you not like movies or something? [Beca gives him a look] Like, any movies? You don't...What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies.
Beca: They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end.
Jesse: The endings are the best part!
Beca: They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Jesse: Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
Beca: "Vader" in German means father. His name is literally "Darth Father."
Jesse: ...So you know German. Well now I know why you don't like fun things.

View Quote Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen.
Fat Amy: Well, you're no panty-dropper yourself.
Bumper: So I have a feeling...that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think hmm...better not.

View Quote Bumper: Good luck out there! Seriously, you girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you, kill yourselves. Girl power! [mockingly] Sisters before misters! [leaves]
Alice: All right, ladies, it's now or never. Hands in!

View Quote Bumper: Well, well, well, look who's in "treble."
Donald: Ah, classic pun.
Bumper: I know.
[The pieces of cloth are yanked off of Jesse and Kolio's heads. Shocked, they exchange looks]
Jesse: No Benji?

View Quote Chloe: I have a feeling that we're going to be really good friends.
Beca: Well, you saw me naked, so...
Chloe: All right. I'm gonna go get a drink. This ginger needs her jiggle juice.
Beca: Make good choices...

View Quote Chloe: I have nodes...
Fat Amy: Chloe, don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.
Beca: Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?
Chloe: Because I love to sing.
Stacie: Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.
Fat Amy: You should really listen to your doctor.
Stacie: Meh.

View Quote Chloe: So, are you interested?
Beca: Sorry, it's just... it's pretty lame.
Aubrey: A-ca-SCUSE me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is NOT lame!
Chloe: We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships!
Beca: On purpose?
Aubrey: We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!!

View Quote Chloe: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself "Fat Amy"?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

View Quote Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
Cynthia-Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious...gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Beca: What?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whomp, there it is!

View Quote Fat Amy: [out of breath from learning choreography] I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
Aubrey: How much have you done?
Fat Amy: You just saw it.

View Quote Gail: I think we have just seen some a cappella history being made, John.
John: And from an all-female group, Gail. I could never have called this one.
Gail: Never. Well, you are a misogynist at heart, so there's no way you would have bet on these girls to win.
John: Absolutely.