Skiff quotes
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I love fake-alien poop day.
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[Enters Lem's room] I saw the alien last night. I am so in. I got this guy wrapped around my little finger. Let me tell you, this alien's not so scary. [Sees Chuck] AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
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[Rover curls up on him] Awww. It's kind of cute, the way he does that.
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[To Chuck] If you have to do a number one... [places newspapers down on the floor] use these papers. If it's a number two, go outside... and if it's number three... I can't help you.
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[To Rover, after he ran away] Don't you ever run off like that! What if they took you to the pound? Where can I find you?
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[Rover gets caught] Rover? NOOOOOOOO!
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[Rover's taken into the Comic Book Store; sobbing] Why did he do it? I was going to teach him to beg and everything!
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My little Rovie! [Sobs] I can still hear his wagging little antenna! [Rover wags his antenna and makes a sound] Rover? [Turns around] Rover?! ROVER, ROVER!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
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[Discovering Base 9] This is amazing! I was right again! Woo-hoo!!
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[Sees a naked Chuck] That is a funny place for his antenna.