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Aliens are quite like us, except they have two sets of teeth, hyperdermic fingertips, and hypnotic eyes to control our brains and turn us into zombies and destroy our world.
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Remember, anyone caught helping the aliens will go to jail!
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He's here to take over our minds!
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[Investigating Chuck's head] What a remarkable brain you must have. An incision here and here, it should pop right out!
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This boy is free!
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[To Grawl] You clown! He's here to take over our minds, even yours.