Police Academy quotes
51 total quotesLaverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed
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HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!
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Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?
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Hey, wait a minute! My hands are stuck with my head! What the ****?
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I'm on a diet.
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I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.
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If I could rip out the belly of a yak.
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It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight
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It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?
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It was your government that brought us here!
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Literary works
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Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.
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Move out, maggots!
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Must be the drugs
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Never fool with a fuzz ball.
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NO Mon, I'm hungry!