Duckie quotes
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May I admire you again today?
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God, Andie, I would have died for you!
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Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike.
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Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there!
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It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
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It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!
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This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!
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We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!
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I'm off like a dirty shirt.
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This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!
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Good morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!