[sitting in front of the lake] (Alternate USA ending)

How are you this evening, my dear?

Very well. Only I wish you would not call me "my dear".

Why?

Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.

What endearments am I allowed?

Well let me think..."Lizzie" for everyday, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine", but only on very special occasions.

[Chuckles]

And...what should I call you when I am cross? "Mrs. Darcy"?

[Smiling]

No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.

[Snickers]

Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy? [kisses her forehead]

Mrs. Darcy [kisses her left cheek]

Mrs. Darcy [kisses her nose]

Mrs. Darcy [kisses her right cheek]

Mrs. Darcy [they kissed]