Dr. Facilier (The Shadow Man) quotes

View Quote Gentlemen! Enchanté. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. How y'all doin'?

View Quote Were I a bettin' man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty!

View Quote [singing] Don't you disrespect me, little man! Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now, not your world; and I got friends on the other side...

View Quote [singing] I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried!

View Quote [singing; to Lawrence] On you, little man, I don't wanna waste much time; you've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother, and when you're married, you'd be pushed around by your wife! But in your future, that now I see... is exactly the man you always wanted to be!

View Quote C'mon, boys, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

View Quote [after Lawrence almost destroys his talisman] CAREFUL WITH THAT! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE--! [sighs and regains composure] Fun fact about voodoo, Larry: [puts on the talisman and gestures as nothing happens] Can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.

View Quote [During an audience with the Loa he serves] Friends, I know I'm in hock pretty deep to y'all already, but it seems our little froggy prince... lost his way. And I need your generous assistance in gettin' him back. [The Loa scowl angrily. Facilier laughs] Ha-HA! I hear ya! Now, what's in it for y'all? Well, as soon as I DISPOSE of Big Daddy LeBouff, and I'M running this town, I'll have the entire city of New Orleans... in the palm of my hand. And you'll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire. [Blows. Pink vapor flows up in the form of screeching human souls, which the Loa eagerly sniff up.] Y'all love that, don't ya? So... we got ourselves a deal? [The Loa glance with each other. The chief opens his jaws, releasing a horde of demonic shadows.] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Now we're cookin'! We're gonna find ourselves a frog! Search everywhere! The bayou, the Quarter. Bring him to me alive. I need his heart pumpin'... for now. Aller! Tout de suite! (Go! Right now!) [laughs]

View Quote [after point at Big Daddy's heart, it miss it while Lawrence talisman by Naveen] LARRY!

View Quote Gotta hand it to you, Tiana. When you dream, you dream big. Just look at this place. Gonna be the crown jewel of the Crescent City! And all you've got to to make this reality is hand over that little ol' talisman of mine.

View Quote C'mon, now, darlin'. Think of everything you sacrificed. [conjures images of Tiana's friends saying how all she does is work] Think of all those naysayers who doubted you. [conjures images of Buford and Mr. Fenner saying discouraging words] And don't forget your poor daddy. Now, that was one hard-workin' man. Double, sometimes triple shifts. Never lettin' on how bone-tired and beat-down he really was. Shame all that hard work didn't amount to much more than a busted-up old gumbo pot and a dream that never got off the back porch. But you... You can give your poor daddy everything he ever wanted. Come on, Tiana. You're almost there....

View Quote [when Tiana is about to destroy his talisman] Easy with that ! Careful !… [when his magical shadow picks the talisman up before it breaks up] Hahahahaha! Y'all should have taken my deal. Now you'll spend the rest of your life being a slimy little frog.

View Quote [after Tiana eventually smashed the talisman on the ground] No! NO!! [gasps] How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?! [as the Loa spirits appear, claiming property of his soul] FRIENDS...! [they ask him "Are you ready?"] No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans! This is just a minor setback in a major operation! Soon as I whip another spell, we'll be back in business! I've still got that frog-prince locked away. I just need a little more time! [as the giant Voodoo mask tries to drag him to Hell] No. No please, no! Just a little more time! I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE! [screams as he is pulled into the "Other Side". In his place, appears a tombstone with his shocked face carved on it]