The Princess Diaries quotes

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View Quote "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. From now on you'll be traveling the road between who you think you are and who you can be. The key is to allow yourself to make the journey."
-Princess Diaries -

View Quote Joe: Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Mia: Eleanor Roosevelt said that.

View Quote Joe: This is betweeen a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?

View Quote Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl!
Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I, a duck?

View Quote Mia: Joe, can you drop us off a block from the school? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. If it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.

View Quote Mia: You broke my glasses!
Paolo: You broke my brush.

View Quote Michael: Why me?
Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.

View Quote Queen Clarisse (upon first seeing Mia): You look so...young.
Mia: Uh, thank you. And you look so... (Clarisse raises her eyebrows) clean.

View Quote Queen Clarisse: Where is she going?
Helen: To the tower. Mia, you can't run away from everything!
Queen Clarisse: She has a tower?

View Quote [last lines] Princess, look out the window... And welcome to Genovia.

View Quote [to Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [two other students stop for her] No, not you, I don't even know you!

View Quote I can't be a princess! I'm waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!

View Quote I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

View Quote I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

View Quote If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.