Alison : How could you do that? Do you think that was funny? You think it's funny to make jokes about our personal life like that? You're an asshole! Howard : What are you talking about? Alison, I love you. What are you talking about? Alison : Howard, not everything is for your audience. I need a life that is ours, that belongs to us. Howard : I'm on the air 6 hours a day. I'm trying to come up with material. I hate going out. Alison : Too bad! Howard : I said when we came here, if I was gonna win on the radio, I'd have to talk about everything. I couldn't hold back. Alison : Howard... Howard : Come on, last night we were laughing about this. I just assumed you thought it was funny. Alison : It was funny for us last night. Privately, for us. Howard : Alison, if I don't talk about you and me on the air... Alison : Shut up. Shut up. Howard : The audience isn't gonna be there. Alison : Shut up! Shut up! Howard : I won't make any money. Alison : Shut up! You disgust me! I can't even look at you, idiot!

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