Kenny : You goddamn mother****ers. You ****ing waltz in here, and you think you know everything, don't you? Well, I ****ing worked my ****ing ass off to get to New York City, and you sure as **** are not gonna ****ing blow it for me! Howard : I was just doing character... Kenny : Barry, Jerry, clarify the situation for him, please. Barry : Page 108, paragraph 3: "No jokes dealing with flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions." Jerry : Also, no use of the so-called seven dirty words. These are ****, mother****er, ****, shit, ****, ****, and pussy. Kenny : Now, from now on, all your little bits are gonna be under 2 minutes in duration, and all scripts...and I do mean all scripts...require my personal approval. Welcome to NBC, Howard.

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