Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon quotes
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Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"]
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Devon: Oh. Enchante, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
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Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short. [Meeting Kayley for the first time]
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Cornwall: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Forget about him. You're better off with out him. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him.
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Devon: [To Cornwall, appalled by his insults against Garrett] How can you be so cold-blooded?
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Cornwall: [To Devon] I'm a reptile. [He sticks his tongue out]
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Devon: [To Cornwall, poking him] Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will love her. [Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall] Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, [as he squeezes Cornwall's head, the latter's eyes bulge] who'll run his fingers through her hair, [as he runs his fingers across Cornwall's head, which squeak as he does so, he pulls out hair. He pushes his and Cornwall's heads together so their eyes are immediately opposing each other] look deeply in her eyes, [Breaks off the embrace] and make her feel like a real woman! [He kisses Cornwall, but Cornwall splutters and Devon feels nauseous and turns green and they both spit and splutter]