Rat Race quotes
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Owen Templeton
Randy Pear
Vera Baker
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I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!
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I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.
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It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!
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Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!
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Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.
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Oh good! A scam!!
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Theoretically, you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!
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They're always pissed honey.. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.
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What are you talking about, brother? I'm not giving up and neither are you. And neither am I! If we're not flying out of here, nobody's flying out of here!
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You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield!
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You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.