Truck Driver: [points gun at Michael's head] Does that tickle? 'Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael: Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare 'ya.
Truck Driver: [Smiles and points the gun closer] Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael: I was just trying to ditch my old lady.
Truck Driver: You were WHAT?
Michael: Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin' horns and shit.
Truck Driver: Bullshit. Bullshit. [****s gun and smiles] Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!
Michael: Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.
Truck Driver: So you just climbed up on my truck?
Michael: Yeah.
Truck Driver: That's kind of stupid, isn't it?
Michael: Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.
Truck Driver: Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off. [truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]
Michael: [Michael climbs off the truck] Oh, man.
Michael: Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare 'ya.
Truck Driver: [Smiles and points the gun closer] Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael: I was just trying to ditch my old lady.
Truck Driver: You were WHAT?
Michael: Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin' horns and shit.
Truck Driver: Bullshit. Bullshit. [****s gun and smiles] Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!
Michael: Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.
Truck Driver: So you just climbed up on my truck?
Michael: Yeah.
Truck Driver: That's kind of stupid, isn't it?
Michael: Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.
Truck Driver: Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off. [truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]
Michael: [Michael climbs off the truck] Oh, man.
Truck Driver : [points gun at Michael's head] Does that tickle? 'Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael : Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare 'ya.
Truck Driver : [Smiles and points the gun closer] Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?
Michael : I was just trying to ditch my old lady.
Truck Driver : You were WHAT?
Michael : Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin' horns and shit.
Truck Driver : Bullshit. Bullshit. [****s gun and smiles] Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!
Michael : Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.
Truck Driver : So you just climbed up on my truck?
Michael : Yeah.
Truck Driver : That's kind of stupid, isn't it?
Michael : Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.
Truck Driver : Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off. [truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]
Michael : [Michael climbs off the truck] Oh, man.
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