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Mr. Ross: You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this.
Mordecai: Step aside, Ross.
Rigby: Yeah, it's time to finish this!
Mr. Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS ERASED, AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!
(He starts shooting at the two friends.) Mordecai: Stay with the plutonium.
Rigby: Aah! Mordecai!
(He charges at Mr. Ross, grabs his arm and Mr. Ross shoots at the crystal, which zaps and blasts the floor and it falls down) Mordecai: You were the worst teacher!
Mr. Ross: Stuff it!
(He bites Mr. Ross' arm, which makes him drop the gun and kicks it aside. He punches Mr. Ross to the ground, then he gets up, but gets shot by Rigby) Mr. Ross: Yoo-hoo! (punches Rigby)
Mordecai: Rigby!
(Mr. Ross teleports behind him and punches him) Mordecai: Show yourself!
(Mr. Ross teleports near him and punches him three times, but Rigby jumps into his face and tackles him, but he throws Rigby at the crystal, which electrocutes him, then Mordecai charges at the box of plutonium) Mr. Ross: NOOO!!
(Mordecai and the box of plutonium fall to another floor and Mordecai is knocked out as the box lid breaks) Rigby: Mordecai!
(Mr. Ross teleports to Mordecai and grabs him by the neck, choking him as Rigby slide down the ladder to rescue Mordecai and headbutts him. He turns to Rigby and lets go of Mordecai) Mr. Ross: I've been waiting a long time for this!
Rigby: I'm sorry for ruining your dumb volleyball game, okay?! Just let it go, man!
Mr. Ross: "Let it go?!" Do youi know what it feels like to dedicate your life to something and then have it ruined?!
(Rigby looks at Mordecai.) Rigby: Yes I do. And I'm going to work hard to make it right! Mordecai, now!!
(He runs to Mr. Ross pushes him. Rigby trips him and then Mr. Ross falls to his death. Rigby helps Mordecai up.) Mordecai: Thanks.
(The ship shows up, and the others get out.) Skips: You guys alright?
Mordecai: Yeah.
Skips: Whoa, is he gonna regenerate?
Mordecai: No, the fall must have broken his neck collar.
Skips: Let's do what we came here to do.
Rigby: Wait, I need to say something. (to Mordecai) Mordecai, this is all my fault. If I haven't change the letter, you wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and the Timenado would never been created.
Mordecai: Well, I think Mr. Ross had it out for you anyways.
Rigby: It doesn't matter. I robbed you of your future because I was being selfish. You're the only friend I ever had and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. I held you back and ruined your life, and I'm sorry.
Mordecai: Dude, you didn't ruin my life. What you did was messed up. But I think before I was putting too much blame on you for how things turned out. I've made plenty of mistakes on my own for sure. And if you didn't do what you did, maybe things would have been different. But I take work at a lame job at a park with my best friend, any day.
Rigby: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph
Mordecai: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph.
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph hmph-hmph-hmph.
(Rigby goes to the box of plutonium.) Rigby: Now get out of here. I'm going take care of this on my own.
Mordecai: Rigby, no! You don't have a protective suit, you'll die!
Rigby: I'm tired of you always fixing my problems. This time I'm going to fix it!
Mordecai: No!
Skips: Come on! We've gotta go!
Rigby: Hey Mordecai, one more thing! Saving the world is the best thing I've ever done. So if you can get Benson to make a sweet bronze statue of me to put at the front of the park, that'll be really cool.
Mordecai: NOOOO!
Skips: We have to leave him!
(Rigby lifts up the box of plutonium to the crystal, but is too weak to do it) Skips: Mordecai, it's too late!
Mordecai: No it's not!
(He pushes Skips away and goes to help Rigby.) Mordecai: Rigby!
Rigby: Mordecai, what are you doing?!
Mordecai: I can't let you do this by yourself. Plus, I want to be part of that statue, too.
(They carry the box of plutonium to the crystal, but Mr. Ross regenerates and teleports in front of them) Mr. Ross: (laughs) The game's not over yet, boys! NOW, WHO'S READY TO DIE?! RAAAHHH!!! (Charges at the two friends)
Rigby: NOOO!
Techmo: Rigby, catch!
(He throws his galaxy sword to Rigby, and he jump towards Mr. Ross) Mr. Ross: What the...?
(Rigby swipes the sword at Mr. Ross' neck collar) Mr. Ross: Ha, you missed!
Rigby: Did I?
Mr. Ross: Uh, yeah, you did. (His neck collar breaks) What?
Rigby: Set me up, Mordecai!
(Mordecai sets Rigby up, sends him flying and he hits Mr. Ross' face like a volleyball, sending his head flying) Mr. Ross: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (His reverse collar revives him all over again) NOOOOOOOO!!! (As he continues screaming, his body retreats) NOOOOOOO!!! This hurts way more than I thought it would!
Rigby: Come on, let's finish this!
(He and Mordecai lift the box of plutonium and threw it to the crystal, which destroys the box and it glows, then they retreat to Rigby's ship with the rest of the guys, and as they escape, the Timenado explodes, and the timeline goes back to normal. Cut to West Anderson High where a reporter of Channel 6. reports about the destroyed science lab.) Reporter: Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science department destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping Chopper 6, Frank.
Frank Smith: I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I've never seen anything like this.
Past Margret: Whooooa.
Frank Smith: Margret, stay back sweetie.
Principal Dean: So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine using Mr. Ross' plutonium, and blew up the whole science lab?!?
Past Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah.
Past Mr. Ross: Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm)
Principal Dean: You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents, you two are expelled!
Past Rigby: Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you. And if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry.
Past Mr. Ross: (growls angrily, but is relaxed) That's all I been waiting to hear. *phew* man! I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you but, now I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers, my treat. What do you say, Principal Dean, can we get burgers? Principal Dean: No! You're going to jail!
Past Mr. Ross: Oh yeah.
Principal Dean: Now MARCH!
Past Mr. Ross: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Man! Come on!
Principal Dean: I said march!
(In the park, Past Mordecai and Rigby wave goodbye to the park workers as they return to their own time. Returning to the park, Mordecai props his future self up next to Future Rigby.) Mordecai: Even though they were really cool, I hope we never turn out like them.
Rigby: I promise never to shoot you with a laser.
Mordecai: I promise to never laser you, either. (Upon making these promises, Future Mordecai and Rigby disappear, much to everyone's surprise.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa.
Benson: Well... I guess this wraps a neat little bow around everything.
(Cut to the next day, where we see Benson walking in the hallway to Mordecai & Rigby's room.) Benson: Mordecai, Rigby. A new day of new beginning now you're a little late but we can work on... (He looks to see nothing, then he gets angry, turning red) MORDECAI & RIGBY!!!
(A waiter was picking up a burger and place it in the bag.) Waiter: Okay, that will be $3.95...
(He looks to see ship. The window opens as Rigby peaks out.) Rigby: Uh. Sorry how much?
Waiter: $3.95.
Rigby: Okay. Here you go. (He throws money) Can you just throw a food up here. We're in kinda hurry.
(The waiter throws the bag and Rigby grabs it.) Rigby: Thanks.
Mordecai: Dude! This was a bad idea. We're late!
Rigby: Oh we're not late. We'll never going to be late again.

Mr. Ross : You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this. Mordecai : Step aside, Ross. Rigby : Yeah, it's time to finish this! Mr. Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS ERASED, AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!! (He starts shooting at the two friends.) Mordecai : Stay with the plutonium. Rigby : Aah! Mordecai! (He charges at Mr. Ross, grabs his arm and Mr. Ross shoots at the crystal, which zaps and blasts the floor and it falls down) Mordecai : You were the worst teacher! Mr. Ross : Stuff it! (He bites Mr. Ross' arm, which makes him drop the gun and kicks it aside. He punches Mr. Ross to the ground, then he gets up, but gets shot by Rigby) Mr. Ross : Yoo-hoo! (punches Rigby) Mordecai : Rigby! (Mr. Ross teleports behind him and punches him) Mordecai : Show yourself! (Mr. Ross teleports near him and punches him three times, but Rigby jumps into his face and tackles him, but he throws Rigby at the crystal, which electrocutes him, then Mordecai charges at the box of plutonium) Mr. Ross : NOOO!! (Mordecai and the box of plutonium fall to another floor and Mordecai is knocked out as the box lid breaks) Rigby : Mordecai! (Mr. Ross teleports to Mordecai and grabs him by the neck, choking him as Rigby slide down the ladder to rescue Mordecai and headbutts him. He turns to Rigby and lets go of Mordecai) Mr. Ross : I've been waiting a long time for this! Rigby : I'm sorry for ruining your dumb volleyball game, okay?! Just let it go, man! Mr. Ross : "Let it go?!" Do youi know what it feels like to dedicate your life to something and then have it ruined?! (Rigby looks at Mordecai.) Rigby : Yes I do. And I'm going to work hard to make it right! Mordecai, now!! (He runs to Mr. Ross pushes him. Rigby trips him and then Mr. Ross falls to his death. Rigby helps Mordecai up.) Mordecai : Thanks. (The ship shows up, and the others get out.) Skips : You guys alright? Mordecai : Yeah. Skips : Whoa, is he gonna regenerate? Mordecai : No, the fall must have broken his neck collar. Skips : Let's do what we came here to do. Rigby : Wait, I need to say something. (to Mordecai) Mordecai, this is all my fault. If I haven't change the letter, you wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and the Timenado would never been created. Mordecai : Well, I think Mr. Ross had it out for you anyways. Rigby : It doesn't matter. I robbed you of your future because I was being selfish. You're the only friend I ever had and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. I held you back and ruined your life, and I'm sorry. Mordecai : Dude, you didn't ruin my life. What you did was messed up. But I think before I was putting too much blame on you for how things turned out. I've made plenty of mistakes on my own for sure. And if you didn't do what you did, maybe things would have been different. But I take work at a lame job at a park with my best friend, any day. Rigby : Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph Mordecai : Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph. Mordecai and Rigby : Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph hmph-hmph-hmph. (Rigby goes to the box of plutonium.) Rigby : Now get out of here. I'm going take care of this on my own. Mordecai : Rigby, no! You don't have a protective suit, you'll die! Rigby : I'm tired of you always fixing my problems. This time I'm going to fix it! Mordecai : No! Skips : Come on! We've gotta go! Rigby : Hey Mordecai, one more thing! Saving the world is the best thing I've ever done. So if you can get Benson to make a sweet bronze statue of me to put at the front of the park, that'll be really cool. Mordecai : NOOOO! Skips : We have to leave him! (Rigby lifts up the box of plutonium to the crystal, but is too weak to do it) Skips : Mordecai, it's too late! Mordecai : No it's not! (He pushes Skips away and goes to help Rigby.) Mordecai : Rigby! Rigby : Mordecai, what are you doing?! Mordecai : I can't let you do this by yourself. Plus, I want to be part of that statue, too. (They carry the box of plutonium to the crystal, but Mr. Ross regenerates and teleports in front of them) Mr. Ross : (laughs) The game's not over yet, boys! NOW, WHO'S READY TO DIE?! RAAAHHH!!! (Charges at the two friends) Rigby : NOOO! Techmo : Rigby, catch! (He throws his galaxy sword to Rigby, and he jump towards Mr. Ross) Mr. Ross : What the...? (Rigby swipes the sword at Mr. Ross' neck collar) Mr. Ross : Ha, you missed! Rigby : Did I? Mr. Ross : Uh, yeah, you did. (His neck collar breaks) What? Rigby : Set me up, Mordecai! (Mordecai sets Rigby up, sends him flying and he hits Mr. Ross' face like a volleyball, sending his head flying) Mr. Ross : NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (His reverse collar revives him all over again) NOOOOOOOO!!! (As he continues screaming, his body retreats) NOOOOOOO!!! This hurts way more than I thought it would! Rigby : Come on, let's finish this! (He and Mordecai lift the box of plutonium and threw it to the crystal, which destroys the box and it glows, then they retreat to Rigby's ship with the rest of the guys, and as they escape, the Timenado explodes, and the timeline goes back to normal. Cut to West Anderson High where a reporter of Channel 6. reports about the destroyed science lab.) Reporter : Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science department destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping Chopper 6, Frank. Frank Smith : I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I've never seen anything like this. Past Margret : Whooooa. Frank Smith : Margret, stay back sweetie. Principal Dean : So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine using Mr. Ross' plutonium, and blew up the whole science lab?!? Past Mordecai and Rigby : Yeah. Past Mr. Ross : Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm) Principal Dean : You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents, you two are expelled! Past Rigby : Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you. And if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry. Past Mr. Ross : (growls angrily, but is relaxed) That's all I been waiting to hear. *phew* man! I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you but, now I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers, my treat. What do you say, Principal Dean, can we get burgers? Principal Dean : No! You're going to jail! Past Mr. Ross : Oh yeah. Principal Dean : Now MARCH! Past Mr. Ross : Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Man! Come on! Principal Dean : I said march! (In the park, Past Mordecai and Rigby wave goodbye to the park workers as they return to their own time. Returning to the park, Mordecai props his future self up next to Future Rigby.) Mordecai : Even though they were really cool, I hope we never turn out like them. Rigby : I promise never to shoot you with a laser. Mordecai : I promise to never laser you, either. (Upon making these promises, Future Mordecai and Rigby disappear, much to everyone's surprise.) Mordecai and Rigby : Whoa. Benson : Well... I guess this wraps a neat little bow around everything. (Cut to the next day, where we see Benson walking in the hallway to Mordecai & Rigby's room.) Benson : Mordecai, Rigby. A new day of new beginning now you're a little late but we can work on... (He looks to see nothing, then he gets angry, turning red) MORDECAI & RIGBY!!! (A waiter was picking up a burger and place it in the bag.) Waiter : Okay, that will be $3.95... (He looks to see ship. The window opens as Rigby peaks out.) Rigby : Uh. Sorry how much? Waiter : $3.95. Rigby : Okay. Here you go. (He throws money) Can you just throw a food up here. We're in kinda hurry. (The waiter throws the bag and Rigby grabs it.) Rigby : Thanks. Mordecai : Dude! This was a bad idea. We're late! Rigby : Oh we're not late. We'll never going to be late again.