Tyler: Excuse me. Can I bother you for a second?
Ally: You’re already bothering me.
Tyler: Listen, I’m doing this sociological experiment, and I was just wondering if you could help me out for a second.
Ally: You're kidding right?
Tyler: Can I ask your name?
Ally: Anonymous..
Tyler: Anonymous? Is that Greek? Ok, anonymous, do you see that guy sitting over there pretending to read a textbook looking in this general direction?
Ally: Yeah, staring at us? Subtle.
Tyler: See I have this theory that an objective third party such as yourself can determine how much of an asshole he is by just looking at him. See, I'm his roommate and I think that I have witnessed too many glaring examples of assoholic behaviour that I'm biased as a subject. But I'm convinced that he has an aura that you can actually perceive.
Ally: Who else do you plan on asking?
Tyler: I don’t know. I don’t think anybody else here fits the criteria. Attractive blonde, early twenties, female.
Ally: Ah! Nineteen, so..
Tyler: Nineteen...That's fine. Teens. I can do teens. Well, typically you get something for being involved in one of these surveys, I - I ran out of my foam fingers a while back so, I don’t know, can I take you out to dinner or something? Maybe just a conversation on the off chance that one of us says something interesting?
Ally: Yeah, there is a problem there, ‘cause I don’t date sociology majors.
Tyler: Lucky for you I’m undecided
Ally: About what?
Tyler: Everything.
Ally: I’m Ally.
Ally: You’re already bothering me.
Tyler: Listen, I’m doing this sociological experiment, and I was just wondering if you could help me out for a second.
Ally: You're kidding right?
Tyler: Can I ask your name?
Ally: Anonymous..
Tyler: Anonymous? Is that Greek? Ok, anonymous, do you see that guy sitting over there pretending to read a textbook looking in this general direction?
Ally: Yeah, staring at us? Subtle.
Tyler: See I have this theory that an objective third party such as yourself can determine how much of an asshole he is by just looking at him. See, I'm his roommate and I think that I have witnessed too many glaring examples of assoholic behaviour that I'm biased as a subject. But I'm convinced that he has an aura that you can actually perceive.
Ally: Who else do you plan on asking?
Tyler: I don’t know. I don’t think anybody else here fits the criteria. Attractive blonde, early twenties, female.
Ally: Ah! Nineteen, so..
Tyler: Nineteen...That's fine. Teens. I can do teens. Well, typically you get something for being involved in one of these surveys, I - I ran out of my foam fingers a while back so, I don’t know, can I take you out to dinner or something? Maybe just a conversation on the off chance that one of us says something interesting?
Ally: Yeah, there is a problem there, ‘cause I don’t date sociology majors.
Tyler: Lucky for you I’m undecided
Ally: About what?
Tyler: Everything.
Ally: I’m Ally.
Tyler : Excuse me. Can I bother you for a second?
Ally : You’re already bothering me.
Tyler : Listen, I’m doing this sociological experiment, and I was just wondering if you could help me out for a second.
Ally : You're kidding right?
Tyler : Can I ask your name?
Ally : Anonymous..
Tyler : Anonymous? Is that Greek? Ok, anonymous, do you see that guy sitting over there pretending to read a textbook looking in this general direction?
Ally : Yeah, staring at us? Subtle.
Tyler : See I have this theory that an objective third party such as yourself can determine how much of an asshole he is by just looking at him. See, I'm his roommate and I think that I have witnessed too many glaring examples of assoholic behaviour that I'm biased as a subject. But I'm convinced that he has an aura that you can actually perceive.
Ally : Who else do you plan on asking?
Tyler : I don’t know. I don’t think anybody else here fits the criteria. Attractive blonde, early twenties, female.
Ally : Ah! Nineteen, so..
Tyler : Nineteen...That's fine. Teens. I can do teens. Well, typically you get something for being involved in one of these surveys, I - I ran out of my foam fingers a while back so, I don’t know, can I take you out to dinner or something? Maybe just a conversation on the off chance that one of us says something interesting?
Ally : Yeah, there is a problem there, ‘cause I don’t date sociology majors.
Tyler : Lucky for you I’m undecided
Ally : About what?
Tyler : Everything.
Ally : I’m Ally.
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