Maureen Johnson quotes
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It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer, and fuel oil, pushed off a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!
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Only thing to do is jump over the moon. Over the moon.
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Hey Mister... she's my sister.
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TO THE STAGE!
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What a frickin' sweetheart!
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I didn't get my nipples pierced because it grossed YOU out!
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There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!
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Don't you want your girl hot?
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Kiss, Pookie?