The Replacements quotes

35 total quotes

Clifford Franklin
Coach Jimmy McGinty
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff
Other Characters
Shane Falco

View Quote [during the discussion of arachnophobia] Oh, thanks, Jumbo. You can just rock me tae sleep tonight!

View Quote [to Pilachowski about Brian Murphy's deafness] Look on the bright side: he'll never be called offsides on an audible.

View Quote A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight.

View Quote All right, Sentinels. Listen up. There are some who will say that your accomplishments today will soon be forgotten, that you're not real players, that this isn't a real team. And I say that's bullshit. Because as of today, you're all professional football players. You're being paid to play, and I want to you to remember that, because the men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago. Let's bring it in. Let's play some football.

View Quote Aw, shit yeah. Quicksand's a scary motha, man. I mean, first of all, it suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth...

View Quote Get a job, ye wankers!

View Quote Here's a list of people I've been keeping my eye on over the years. They've all played football somewhere, not all of them in the pros. But they all have something unique to bring to the game. We're gonna take those people and try to put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.

View Quote I broke my arm, but you saved my arse, Shane.

View Quote I look at you and I see two men: the man you are and the man you oughtta be. Someday those two men will meet, and it should make for one hell of a football player.

View Quote I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.

View Quote I'll kick the bloody piss out of it.

View Quote I'm wiry.

View Quote Let's play football, bitch!

View Quote Listen up! This time tomorrow, the strike will be officially over. Now Dallas has made one grave mistake tonight. They haven't been afraid of you, and they should be, because you've got one powerful weapon working for you tonight: There is no tomorrow for you... and that makes you all VERY DANGEROUS PEOPLE!

View Quote Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.