McLeach Home, home, on the range Where critters are tied up in chains I cut through their sides An I rip off their hides And the next day I do it again! You get a line, I'll get a pole, matey. You get a line, I'll get a pole, friend. You get a line, I'll get a pole, We'll go fishing in a crocodile hole, Buddy, pal o'mine. [to Joanna] Did you take one of my eggs? [Joanna shakes her head] Open your mouth. [Joanna opens her mouth, McLeach looks inside while Joanna hides the egg in her tongue and from McLeach's view] These are NOT Joanna eggs! [after Joanna steals all the eggs in his box] Joanna, I give you platypus eggs, I give you snake eggs, why, I'd even give you eagle eggs! But I want you to stay away from my...! [inspired] The eagle's eggs! That's it! That's the boy's weak spot! I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing! [dangling Cody over a river of crocodiles] Are ya ready, boy? It's time ya learned how to fish for crocs. They like it when you use live bait, and you're as live as they come. Joanna! Did you know... there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya? [Joanna nods] Did ya?! [Joanna shakes her head nervously] THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK! Now quit playin' around and do your job, you four-legged python! [last words to the crocs] I whooped ya! I whooped y'all! You'll think twice before messin' with Percival C. McLeach! [laughs maniacally] quotes