Reservoir Dogs quotes

View Quote I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise.

View Quote If you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like one.

View Quote If you kill that man, you die next. Repeat: if you kill that man, you die next.

View Quote Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want, 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

View Quote Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!

View Quote The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid mother****er, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either.

View Quote Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.

View Quote You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.