L.J (Lloyd Jefferson) Wade quotes

View Quote [L.J is handcuffed on a chair next to another zombiefied woman in the police station, the woman tries to struggle out of her handcuffs to get L.J] Somebody get this ugly bitch off me!

View Quote [seeing a zombie on road while driving] GTA, Mother****er! [L.J. drives on, the zombie is sent flying by the car and hit the roof with a thud] Yeah! 10 points.

View Quote [As the S.T.A.R.S squad prepares to take down Nemesis] You mother****ers are crazy! Look at that big mother****er, got a rocket launcher!

View Quote [L.J runs into the S.T.A.R.S. members' hideout and find a dozen guns pointing at him] Shit! Maybe I was safer outside.

View Quote [When a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun] Mother****er, please. [opens his jacket to reveal his two golden Desert Eagles] My shit is custom.

View Quote [runs in after Alice pointing a gun at Carlos] Don't shoot, don't shoot! He's cool. He made a deal with Dr.Doom same as you.

View Quote [L.J stands alone after Nemesis kill the S.T.A.R.S. members, Nemesis stop shooting and looks at him] Respect!.

View Quote [L.J. learns that Carlos has been bitten] You should've told me you were bit mother****er, I'm hangin' witchu and shit!

View Quote [Cain asks L.J. who he thinks is a helicopter pilot why they haven't taken off yet] Because I usually drive a Cadilac! [punches out Cain and smiles]