[Dreyfus is being asked to deliver Clouseau's eulogy] Chief Inspector Dreyfus : Me ? Police Commissioner : You knew him intimately. Chief Insp. Dreyfus : I hated him intimately! Police Commissioner : But you're the expert who's going to track down his murders! Chief Insp. Dreyfus : I'm the expert who would love to- to kiss his murders, don't you understand?! Police Commissioner : Now, the PR people loved the angle. Chief Insp. Dreyfus : Sacrilege! I won't do it. Police Commissioner : Politics! Chief Insp. Dreyfus : No. I'm a good Catholic. Police Commissioner : So's the Chief's wife. Chief Insp. Dreyfus : I don't care! [Hesitates] What's she got to do with it? Police Commissioner : She wrote the speech.

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